FAO: LarryX2011

[Left Hook Tua]

Is God willing to prevent evil but not able?

Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able but not willing?

Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing?

Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?

Then why call him God?

-Epicurus

[Left Hook Tua]

Dammit!

Squealpiggy hacked my account!

[+JC|Arky+]

Jesus hates the Lakers..

[Left Hook Tua]

Jesus hates the Lakers..

Michael Jordan dies.

God is showing him around heaven.

God shows Jordan his new house in heaven and it's a tiny shack.

Jordan then looks up the hill and sees a huge Purple and Gold colored mansion with Lakers flags.

Upset....Jordan asks , "God , why does Kobe have a mansion and I have some broken down shack?"

God replied , "Silly Mike , that's MY house."

[sigrab]

Michael Jordan dies.

God is showing him around heaven.

God shows Jordan his new house in heaven and it's a tiny shack.

Jordan then looks up the hill and sees a huge Purple and Gold colored mansion with Lakers flags.

Upset....Jordan asks , "God , why does Kobe have a mansion and I have some broken down shack?"

God replied , "Silly Mike , that's MY house."

So that's why Kobe gets all the calls.

[Left Hook Tua]

So that's why Kobe gets all the calls.

you know it.

[SirTomJones]

What are Lakers?

[Left Hook Tua]

What are Lakers?

it's the equivalent of prime catherine zeta-jones' snatch.

only more awesome.

[sigrab]

it's the equivalent of prime catherine zeta-jones' snatch.

only more awesome.

Pics or GTFO.

[Left Hook Tua]

Pics or GTFO.

if i had a pic of it......my right arm would have fallen off already.



boston celtics = fat kirstey alley