Wow Oh My God

[Who are you?]

So, I am a goodlooking guy. Girls often tell me Im cute, handsome etc. Sometimes I sleep with girls, but Im rarely interested, so I never contact them afterwards. Then theres that awkward period on facebook.

But I met this one Persian girl and I *really* like her. I want her as my girlfriend. We have kissed a bit.

She is really like messed in the head tho, and my friends at school (last yr of University) told me she's a slut.

Ive been seeing her off and on since February

Today, I was supposed to see her and this girl STOOD ME UP. We were to meet at 2pm

This girl didnt cancel, didnt show.

So I texted her that Im giving up and she is being very rude.

She texts me back about "food poisioning"

and it just never fcking ends with this girl?

[Who are you?]

Like this girl 100% fcking stood me up today

and I am so insulted

I would like to ignore her but I cant I like her too much

and she texted me back saying she was released from Hospital with food poisioning, and thats why she didnt come to the meeting with me

do you believe this ****?

[Canelo Phresh]

Douchebag...

[Cafe]

she lieing to you...we at boxingscene were running a train on her

[Who are you?]

Like do you think its true?

Or is she lying to me?

and also, I should say, this girl has always been fcked up in the past like all kinds of issues. plus she was getting her female friends to call me anonymously and pretend that they know me from somewhere.

like wtf

This girl is 2 Much drama

[johnm is...]

So, a drama queen, who is also a known slut, stood you up?

Does "food poisoning" hinder her ability to call and let you know she's not coming?

This doesn't exactly sound like a difficult decision.

[Who are you?]

I would say a good 90% sure she is probably lying about being food poisoned.

Also, maybe she has some other issues in her life she doesnt wanna tell me... but damn man, just be honest you know.

[Run]

Lmao food poisoning.

I always like the "I have a boyfriend or I'm engaged" line.

I counter with either "SAY WHAA?" or "PSSH YEAH ****ING RIGHT!".



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[johnm is...]

Excuses should mean very little. This bitch didn't even have the courtesy to call and let you know.

Leave the disrespectful **** for someone to deal with.

[extracurRICular]

Like this girl 100% fcking stood me up today

and I am so insulted

I would like to ignore her but I cant I like her too much

and she texted me back saying she was released from Hospital with food poisioning, and thats why she didnt come to the meeting with me

do you believe this ****?

Tell her you believe her only if she sux or cok and swallows..........oh and she has to do this dance after:boobies: