I would do this

[nance]

A WOMAN WAS SITTING IN A BAR ENJOYING AN AFTER
WORK ****TAIL WITH HER GIRLFRIENDS WHEN AN
EXCEPTIONALLY TALL, HANDSOME, EXTREMELY ***Y
MIDDLE-AGED MAN ENTERED. HE WAS SO STRIKING THAT
THE WOMAN COULD NOT TAKE HER EYES OFF HIM.....

THE YOUNG-AT-HEART MAN NOTICED HER OVERLY
ATTENTIVE STARE AND WALKED DIRECTLY TOWARD HER. (AS
MOST MEN WILL DO).

BEFORE SHE COULD OFFER HER APOLOGIES FOR SO RUDELY
STARING, HE LEANED OVER & WHISPERED TO HER: "I'LL DO
ANYTHING , ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING, THAT YOU WANT ME TO
DO, NO MATTER HOW KINKY, FOR ONLY $20.... ON ONE
CONDITION." (THERE WAS ALWAYS CONDITIONS).

FLABBERGASTED, THE WOMAN ASKED WHAT THE CONDITION
WAS. THE MAN REPLIED: "YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU
WANT ME TO DO IN JUST THREE WORDS". (Controlling,
huh?)
THE WOMAN CONSIDERED HIS PROPOSITION FOR A MOMENT,
THEN SLOWLY REMOVED A $20 BILL FROM HER PURSE, WHICH
SHE PRESSED INTO THE MAN'S HAND.... ALONG WITH HER
ADDRESS.

SHE THEN LOOKED DEEPLY INTO HIS EYES....AND
SLOWLY, AND MEANINGFULLY, SAID..........


"CLEAN MY HOUSE".

[Sir Fancylot]

Heard it...

[momita imposter]

yes Nancy, I can see you doing that, LOL

[nance]

yes Nancy, I can see you doing that, LOL

*HUGS* How are you woman?

[BLOODSHED]

Mad Mom you know a guy that will clean my house for 20 dollars? I would pay that to anyone who'll clean my house.

A WOMAN WAS SITTING IN A BAR ENJOYING AN AFTER
WORK ****TAIL WITH HER GIRLFRIENDS WHEN AN
EXCEPTIONALLY TALL, HANDSOME, EXTREMELY ***Y
MIDDLE-AGED MAN ENTERED. HE WAS SO STRIKING THAT
THE WOMAN COULD NOT TAKE HER EYES OFF HIM.....

THE YOUNG-AT-HEART MAN NOTICED HER OVERLY
ATTENTIVE STARE AND WALKED DIRECTLY TOWARD HER. (AS
MOST MEN WILL DO).

BEFORE SHE COULD OFFER HER APOLOGIES FOR SO RUDELY
STARING, HE LEANED OVER & WHISPERED TO HER: "I'LL DO
ANYTHING , ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING, THAT YOU WANT ME TO
DO, NO MATTER HOW KINKY, FOR ONLY $20.... ON ONE
CONDITION." (THERE WAS ALWAYS CONDITIONS).

FLABBERGASTED, THE WOMAN ASKED WHAT THE CONDITION
WAS. THE MAN REPLIED: "YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU
WANT ME TO DO IN JUST THREE WORDS". (Controlling,
huh?)
THE WOMAN CONSIDERED HIS PROPOSITION FOR A MOMENT,
THEN SLOWLY REMOVED A $20 BILL FROM HER PURSE, WHICH
SHE PRESSED INTO THE MAN'S HAND.... ALONG WITH HER
ADDRESS.

SHE THEN LOOKED DEEPLY INTO HIS EYES....AND
SLOWLY, AND MEANINGFULLY, SAID..........


"CLEAN MY HOUSE".

[nance]

Mad Mom you know a guy that will clean my house for 20 dollars? I would pay that to anyone who'll clean my house.

I would pay just to see a man clean. The ones in my house don't.

[BLOODSHED]

lol. I feel like the mother sometimes cause my mom is visiting her fam in Texas and I did the dishes all last week. I refused the last couple of days and we have a sink full or dishes and its doesnt bother anyone it seems but me! Arrrgh.

I would pay just to see a man clean. The ones in my house don't.

[nance]

lol. I feel like the mother sometimes cause my mom is visiting her fam in Texas and I did the dishes all last week. I refused the last couple of days and we have a sink full or dishes and its doesnt bother anyone it seems but me! Arrrgh.

That drives me nuts. We have a dishwasher and my daughter "forgets" to turn it on....lol.

I was the dishwasher growing up.

[Shaolin Bushido]

Good thing it wasn't 4 words. "Clean my house ... WELL."

I suck at cleaning/cooking, etc ....

[czars_salad]

Heard it...

yah me too