Abraham lincoln was on facebook.

[phallus]

abraham lincoln was a good old man
he jumped out the window with his **** in his hand
he said excuse me ladies i'm just doin me duty
drop your pants and gimme some booty

[BrooklynBomber]

NOT emancipating the ******?

[LoftyDog]

Poor Abe... he was all like I need to be at this play like I need a whole in my head.

[rorymac]

Lincoln was a reluctant hero. He was pretty racist himself.

Yeah you are right, but he was a good man.

[Chups]

You know what Lincoln was famous for, other than getting shot?

WTF? He's a known vampire slayer!