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[2nd II none]

ok, ok, just don't shoot me holmes.

[kaps]

I’m afraid the end time is near. The cataclysmic apocalypse referred to in the scriptures of every holy book know to mankind. It will be an era fraught with boundless greed & corruption, where global monetary systems disintegrate, leaving brother to kill brother for a grain of over cooked rice. The nations of the civilized world will collapse under the
impressive weight of parasitic political conspiracies which remove all hope & optimism from their once faithful citizens. Around the globe, generations of polluters will be punished for their sins. Unshielded by the o-zone they have successfully depleted, left to bake in the searing naked rays of light. Wholesale assassins created to destabilize every remaining government, leaving the starving & wicked to fend for themselves. Bloodthirsty renegade cyborgs created by tax dodging corporations reek havoc. Pissed off androids tired of being ****** to a godless & gutless system, where the rich get richer & the poor get ****ed over and out, unleash total world wide destruction by means of nuclear holocaust, annihilating the terrified masses, leaving in its torturous wake nothing but vicious, cannibalistic, mutating, radiating, and horribly disfigured hordes of satanic killers, wanting revenge, but against who? There are so few left alive. Starvation reins
supreme, forcing unlucky survivors to eat anything & anyone in their path. Massive earthquakes crack the planets crust like a hollow egg shell, causing unending volcanic eruptions. Creatures of the seven seas, unable to escape the certain death upon land, boil in their liquid prison. Disease then circles the earth, plagues & viruses with no known cause or cure laying waste to whatever draws breath, and human-kind having proven itself to be nothing more than a race of ruthless scavengers, fall victim to merciless attacks at the hands of interplanetary alien tribes who seek to conquer our charred remains. This is extinction level event, the final world front, and there is only, one year left.....

[Tony Blitz]

I’m afraid the end time is near. The cataclysmic apocalypse referred to in the scriptures of every holy book know to mankind. It will be an era fraught with boundless greed & corruption, where global monetary systems disintegrate, leaving brother to kill brother for a grain of over cooked rice. The nations of the civilized world will collapse under the
impressive weight of parasitic political conspiracies which remove all hope & optimism from their once faithful citizens. Around the globe, generations of polluters will be punished for their sins. Unshielded by the o-zone they have successfully depleted, left to bake in the searing naked rays of light. Wholesale assassins created to destabilize every remaining government, leaving the starving & wicked to fend for themselves. Bloodthirsty renegade cyborgs created by tax dodging corporations reek havoc. Pissed off androids tired of being ****** to a godless & gutless system, where the rich get richer & the poor get ****ed over and out, unleash total world wide destruction by means of nuclear holocaust, annihilating the terrified masses, leaving in its torturous wake nothing but vicious, cannibalistic, mutating, radiating, and horribly disfigured hordes of satanic killers, wanting revenge, but against who? There are so few left alive. Starvation reins
supreme, forcing unlucky survivors to eat anything & anyone in their path. Massive earthquakes crack the planets crust like a hollow egg shell, causing unending volcanic eruptions. Creatures of the seven seas, unable to escape the certain death upon land, boil in their liquid prison. Disease then circles the earth, plagues & viruses with no known cause or cure laying waste to whatever draws breath, and human-kind having proven itself to be nothing more than a race of ruthless scavengers, fall victim to merciless attacks at the hands of interplanetary alien tribes who seek to conquer our charred remains. This is extinction level event, the final world front, and there is only, one year left.....

G'z up hoez down if the ***** can't swim she's bizound to drizown

[2nd II none]

I’m afraid the end time is near. The cataclysmic apocalypse referred to in the scriptures of every holy book know to mankind. It will be an era fraught with boundless greed & corruption, where global monetary systems disintegrate, leaving brother to kill brother for a grain of over cooked rice. The nations of the civilized world will collapse under the
impressive weight of parasitic political conspiracies which remove all hope & optimism from their once faithful citizens. Around the globe, generations of polluters will be punished for their sins. Unshielded by the o-zone they have successfully depleted, left to bake in the searing naked rays of light. Wholesale assassins created to destabilize every remaining government, leaving the starving & wicked to fend for themselves. Bloodthirsty renegade cyborgs created by tax dodging corporations reek havoc. Pissed off androids tired of being ****** to a godless & gutless system, where the rich get richer & the poor get ****ed over and out, unleash total world wide destruction by means of nuclear holocaust, annihilating the terrified masses, leaving in its torturous wake nothing but vicious, cannibalistic, mutating, radiating, and horribly disfigured hordes of satanic killers, wanting revenge, but against who? There are so few left alive. Starvation reins
supreme, forcing unlucky survivors to eat anything & anyone in their path. Massive earthquakes crack the planets crust like a hollow egg shell, causing unending volcanic eruptions. Creatures of the seven seas, unable to escape the certain death upon land, boil in their liquid prison. Disease then circles the earth, plagues & viruses with no known cause or cure laying waste to whatever draws breath, and human-kind having proven itself to be nothing more than a race of ruthless scavengers, fall victim to merciless attacks at the hands of interplanetary alien tribes who seek to conquer our charred remains. This is extinction level event, the final world front, and there is only, one year left.....

you go to church recently or something?

[badblood]

Blitz let's go home.

[2nd II none]

Blitz let's go home.

LOL, should I ? nah too easy I'll leave it alone.

[Tony Blitz]

LOL, should I ? nah too easy I'll leave it alone.

make me some g**** drink *****

[2nd II none]

make me some g**** drink *****

Don't trip I'll have your mom make some,I got her in the kitchen right now butt naked making me a steak.

[Tony Blitz]

my mom makes the best g**** drink

[badblood]

Must be the flava-aide.