Useless Thread™ - LAST PERSON TO POST WINS!

[Tony Blitz]

mexican's decent in filling you up, but god damn lasagna is just ****in overkill, all those carbs from the tons of pasta sheets, the meat, the fat from the cheese and the beschemelle, nothing like sipping a coke after followed with a nice "empty burp" that **** feels so good

[Tony Blitz]

ok I definetly know I ate too much lasagna, nothing like the feeling of meat sauce launching out of your throat while you're crouched over the toilet bowl, and my coke is finished on top of that!

[badblood]

Do you like the feeling of meat sauce launching in your throat?

[Tony Blitz]

felt kind of grainy

[badblood]

Like a ham sandwich?

[Tony Blitz]

nah a ham sandwich is smooth, refreshing, like vanilla coke

[Tony Blitz]

badblood let's battle since we're like best friends, you down brotha? (do you know how black this can make us? YESSSS!)

[badblood]

Let me watch 8 mile one more time first.

[Tony Blitz]

nah you should listen to some mike jones!

[badblood]

What,_I fight light-saber- tooth-tigers on astroids with battle droids wearing suites, strangled by their bow tie fighters getting pulled tighter round their necks_this aint no star trek, space nine babylon 5 style next ****,_ this is a star war run for the exit or an escape pod or stay and have your neck split, I cause death by the force or by red neon sword, I'm bored of fighting spaceships with no one as strong as me on board, so I hijake x_wing fighters for fun, and joy ride hover cars and wish upon deaf'death stars', that can still hear music in their galaxy, I 'skywalk' space tight-ropes and keep balancing. Eye a jedi-knight to fight, in space it's always night, and no-one can hear you scream, I'm your worst nightmare, beating me is your dream.