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[badblood]

No *** in the champagne room.

[Tony Blitz]

if a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your ****

[badblood]

No Blitz your wrong. She will suck your ****.

[Tony Blitz]

[Chris Rock]
Ladies and gentlemen.. of the G.E.D. class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
There's no *** in the Champagne Room.. NONE!
Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room
But you don't want champagne.. you want ***
And there's NO ***.. in the Champagne Room

Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside; but what about
all those *****z waitin outside with guns?
They know you ain't got one..
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16.. she's 12
If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26.. she's damn near 40
Take off that silly-ass hat
The O.D.B. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes
Coolio did some of that ****
Young black men -- if you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot, let it SLIIIDE
Why spend the next twenty years in jail
cause someone smudged your Puma?
Cornbread -- ain't nuttin wrong with that
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin
Remember this one thing: there is no ***, in the Champagne Room

[Gerald Levert]
Ooooohh...
No *** in the Champagne Room (6X)
Absolutely, positively, no *** in the Champagnnnne, Room
No.. no-ohhhhh...

[Chris Rock]
If a homeless person.. has a funny sign..
he hasn't been homeless that long
A +REAL+ homeless person, is too hungry, to be funny

If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your ****
[Levert: That'd be great..]
If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your ****
[Levert: I don't want that, no..]
Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius: You're gonna die
Capricorn: You're gonna die
Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE
Leo: You're gonna die
Scorpio: You're gonna die ****in
[Levert: Ohh yeah..]
No one goes to Hooters for wings
[Levert: No no no..]
If you've been dating a man for four months
and you haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend!
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
Some of the things I've said may offend you
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing
No matter what a stripper says
There's no *** in the Champagne Room
NONE

[Gerald Levert]
No *** in the Champagne Room
Said no *** in the Champagne Room
No *** in the Champagne Room
No no *** in the Champagne Room
No *** in the Champagne Room
Can't get none, uhh
Can't have none, nah
in the Champagne Room
Said there's absolutely, positively
no *** in the Champagne Room
Said no.. no..
Said no-ohhhh..
Said Chris said..
There ain't no ***
in the Champagne Room.. no.. no.. no..
Can't get none, ahh
Can't have none.. *fades*

[badblood]

[xcaret]

i just registerd an assparade account... lol free.. temporary tho so im gonna rip all the videos and burn it in a disc.

[Tony Blitz]

wtf are you talking about?

[xcaret]

wtf are you talking about?

a ****bros account

[Tony Blitz]

you paid for ****? you dumb ****!
greatest ****in site ever like 10,000 full movies all streamed so no download wait

[Tony Blitz]

I deserve mad karma for providing everyone with free ****