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    [PLEASE HELP] How Were You Conceived? Ever Find Out?

    This is probably a taboo topic for some in here. But, have you ever found out what position your mom was in when your dad nutted and caused you to be born seven to nine months later?

    Was your dad tearing it up from behind when he nutted?

    Was your mom riding it billy bronco style?

    Was your mom in a boring missionary position?

    Did he have her knees pinned behind her ears like Bugs Bunny?

    Were they in the water at the beach -- at the pool?

    On top of the fridge? Back seat of the car? Under the high school bleachers?

    Did your dad donate you at a ***** bank?

    I was too embarrassed to ask mom and dad how they got it on before having me.
    Tags: conceived?, find, out?
    #2
    Mum got in the bath just after my brother had a wank in there.

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      #3
      Up a door.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mersey View Post
        Mum got in the bath just after my brother had a wank in there.
        Lol........

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          #5
          Originally posted by MindBat View Post
          This is probably a taboo topic for some in here. But, have you ever found out what position your mom was in when your dad nutted and caused you to be born seven to nine months later?

          Was your dad tearing it up from behind when he nutted?

          Was your mom riding it billy bronco style?

          Was your mom in a boring missionary position?

          Did he have her knees pinned behind her ears like Bugs Bunny?

          Were they in the water at the beach -- at the pool?

          On top of the fridge? Back seat of the car? Under the high school bleachers?

          Did your dad donate you at a ***** bank?

          I was too embarrassed to ask mom and dad how they got it on before having me.
          No and don't want to know.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Demise View Post
            Up a door.

            That had no handle.

            Is it a wall?

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              #7
              On top of the fridge?



              The fridge I have is like 5'10/11.

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                #8
                Originally posted by ??? View Post
                No and don't want to know.
                It's a bit embarrassing. I know.

                Originally posted by Demise View Post
                That had no handle.

                Is it a wall?
                Grinding against a wall? The possibilities are endless.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Demise View Post
                  On top of the fridge?



                  The fridge I have is like 5'10/11.
                  Wait, it's a fridge-freezer.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Demise View Post
                    On top of the fridge?



                    The fridge I have is like 5'10/11.
                    People like to try new ways while having ***. They're daring like that.

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