I was out of town on business and I couldn't get a hold of my business partner (jr of course) and best friend. I talk to my ***** ass mom on the phone (I once offered her money and she threw it back in my face) and she's bitching about my sister. I hang up on her because she began to aggravate me.
I find out my sister is at 409 Citrus Drive, Coconut Grove (I live in Miami). Keep in mind this is a ritzy neiborhood and my sister does hair for a living. I'm like WTF? Where did she get the money for this? So I decided to have my driver Ernie drive me to the address. Guess who answers the door? If you guessed my backstabbing ****sucker best friend, you guessed right.
This maricon answers the door in his ****ing bathrobe and to make matters worse he has a big fat ****ing smirk on his face. Then my whore of a sister comes down the stairs in her bathrobe!!.. I was like **** this. This mother****er isn't going to get away with disrespecting me....
....So I shot his ass... Killed that ****sucker dead! ****ing ****roach..
My sister goes ape**** so I have her dragged out of the house and stick her in my car so she can calm down.
The nerve of this mother****er right? I mean what would you have done? I'm going to go do a line to take my mind off this ****. I'm already stressed out with this Columbian prick I've been working with. Go ahead and report me for that btw. Make it known I hate ****ing Columbians.
I find out my sister is at 409 Citrus Drive, Coconut Grove (I live in Miami). Keep in mind this is a ritzy neiborhood and my sister does hair for a living. I'm like WTF? Where did she get the money for this? So I decided to have my driver Ernie drive me to the address. Guess who answers the door? If you guessed my backstabbing ****sucker best friend, you guessed right.
This maricon answers the door in his ****ing bathrobe and to make matters worse he has a big fat ****ing smirk on his face. Then my whore of a sister comes down the stairs in her bathrobe!!.. I was like **** this. This mother****er isn't going to get away with disrespecting me....
....So I shot his ass... Killed that ****sucker dead! ****ing ****roach..
My sister goes ape**** so I have her dragged out of the house and stick her in my car so she can calm down.
The nerve of this mother****er right? I mean what would you have done? I'm going to go do a line to take my mind off this ****. I'm already stressed out with this Columbian prick I've been working with. Go ahead and report me for that btw. Make it known I hate ****ing Columbians.
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