Im good at pickin up girls in the club but..

[Stab Judah]

funny ****....

But honestly TS......when the conversation gets cold, just start talking about the size of your Johnson.....works for me....not, you ***** ass *****

Sad part is I think I really did that one night..

Some dude at the bar looked just like Donald Hoskins and I was talking to some girl and started to tell her how much I pawn his ass everyday.

[baddest]

funny ****....

But honestly TS......when the conversation gets cold, just start talking about the size of your Johnson.....works for me....not, you ***** ass *****

That never works for you. I heard dudes ain't packin Down Under.

You real talk TS, as soon as you start to feel the convo getting cold just deflect.

"Oh **** that N*gga playin my song, c'mon"

or

"Yo I'm boutta get something to drink what you want? oh you like courvosier...blah blah blah"

**** like that will get you knee deep in the ***** AND get her ****ed up and ready.

[Fighting Marine]

That never works for you. I heard dudes ain't packin Down Under.

You real talk TS, as soon as you start to feel the convo getting cold just deflect.

"Oh **** that N*gga playin my song, c'mon"

or

"Yo I'm boutta get something to drink what you want? oh you like courvosier...blah blah blah"

**** like that will get you knee deep in the ***** AND get her ****ed up and ready.

Don't listen to these wankers TS

None of their tips would work....

Trust me. When the convo gets cold start talking about how well hung you are......bitches at a club only want 1 thing......and thats ****.....the ultimate catch in the eyes of a ***** is a well endowed alpha male........

So act confident and talk about your ****

[baddest]

Don't listen to these wankers TS

None of their tips would work....

Trust me. When the convo gets cold start talking about how well hung you are......bitches at a club only want 1 thing......and thats ****.....the ultimate catch in the eyes of a ***** is a well endowed alpha male........

So act confident and talk about your ****

What if he has a small **** & the ***** puts her hands on his innerthigh. Then what's your advice?

[deliveryman]

It's a club, not a coffee shop. Your conversation shouldn't last more than 5 minutes before you ask if she wants to dance.

If I'm talking to a girl at a club, this is my routine:

-Compliment her
-Offer to buy her a drink
-Comment on the club you're at, or the song that's playing
-Ask if she comes there often
-Introduce myself
-Ask if she wants to dance.

Phase 2:

If she's still by your side after dancing and giving you the attention

-Start to become a little aggressive. This is when I will usually put my arm around her, become more flirtatious and provocative.
-Become a little more personal. Who is she? What does she do? Is she a student? Is she legal?
-If she's receptive this is when I will kiss her.

[Sparked_1985]

It's a club, not a coffee shop. Your conversation shouldn't last more than 5 minutes before you ask if she wants to dance.

If I'm talking to a girl at a club, this is my routine:

-Compliment her
-Offer to buy her a drink
-Comment on the club you're at, or the song that's playing
-Ask if she comes there often
-Introduce myself
-Ask if she wants to dance.

Phase 2:

If she's still by your side after dancing and giving you the attention

-Start to become a little aggressive. This is when I will usually put my arm around her, become more flirtatious and provocative.
-Become a little more personal. Who is she? What does she do? Is she a student? Is she legal?
-If she's receptive this is when I will kiss her.

To be fair, this pretty much it. But the opening conversation is massively important. You mustn't come across as a *** offender and be mildly charming at least.

[Fighting Marine]

What if he has a small **** & the ***** puts her hands on his innerthigh. Then what's your advice?

If that's the case then my advice would be to get the ***** as drunk as possible.......

Poet.

[baddest]

It's a club, not a coffee shop. Your conversation shouldn't last more than 5 minutes before you ask if she wants to dance.

If I'm talking to a girl at a club, this is my routine:

-Compliment her
-Offer to buy her a drink
-Comment on the club you're at, or the song that's playing
-Ask if she comes there often
-Introduce myself
-Ask if she wants to dance.

Phase 2:

If she's still by your side after dancing and giving you the attention

-Start to become a little aggressive. This is when I will usually put my arm around her, become more flirtatious and provocative.
-Become a little more personal. Who is she? What does she do? Is she a student? Is she legal?
-If she's receptive this is when I will kiss her.

^This. Also as a precaution you might want to observe the ***** mouth when she's talking. Don't wanna kiss a broad with a cold sore or herpes. Just sayin, **** hapens

[PensionKiller]

i think youre wrong. my game is a lil off right now. dude i know i can easili rack bitches but im doin something wrong.

i talk to girls noone else dare would but i cant seem to get the **** going..

Problem with you is that you're spending too much time with them.

Hit your number and go back to your boys. If they want you, they will follow and offer a drink or whatever to them.

Some girls will hit with your friends so choose your girl before hand

[-The Glove-]

J. Just be yourself. You know you get breezy's for days. **** a conversation.