[PLEASE HELP] Describe your craziest ex-girlfriends...

[-The Glove-]

Everybodys had there fair share of crazy bitches. I'll start with this white chick I dated briefly the summer I graduated ('04). She had a "sister", like literally, she was black that their family adopted. So me and my best friend would be over there all the time. He, obviously was ****in the sister, while I was doin my thing with my girl. Well long story short, I move a couple hundred miles away for college.
One night while I was gonna drive down to visit, she says she has to babysit and won't be able to see me. Come to find out she drove up to MY school with MY close hg (her bf was @ same school as me) and ended up ****in my hg's bf. Needless to say, I told her to **** off, and she's dead to me now. The ***** took it literally, wrote a suicide note saying I wanted her dead, and took down an entire bottle of muscle relaxers. I find out about this when her mom calls me yelling at me, sayin it's my fault and to come down and "fix it". So I make the 2 hr drive, and they're just finishing pumping her stomach. After they were done, and everything settled down, I ****ed the ***** one last time and dipped. Ne'er seen or heard from her again.



Sorry it was so long.

[Sociopath]

This one girl I went with had a strange obsession with pickles. That ***** knew everything there was to know about pickles, ate pickles every day, and even wanted to use it in our love making. I never let that happen.

[-The Glove-]

This one girl I went with had a strange obsession with pickles. That ***** knew everything there was to know about pickles, ate pickles every day, and even wanted to use it in our love making. I never let that happen.

On you or her?

[Sociopath]

On you or her?

Both.

I told her if she ever tried to sneak a pickle up my ass I'd smack her silly.

I mean pickles are good and everything but there are boundaries.

[J.R]

Hahaha, have you got a month??? L.S.F nuff said.

[SkillspayBills]

LMAO I enjoy reading people's stories about females it just brings back all my memories (Oddly enough I am 20 so it feels weird having "memories"). I've had some suicidal bitches in my time like you but the WORST of the WORST is a girl I used to mess with named Jasmine. I promise you if I call her today (we haven't talked in a year) she would ask me to marry her and she would be dead serious. You ever meet a girl where she seems wonderful but there is just "something" that seems off about her? And you KNOW you need to get rid of this chick because of that "something" but she seems so wonderful you go with it anyway? Yeah that's me, she was wonderful, smart bad as **** and she let me mold the freak into her. I took her v-card and it went downhill from there. She threatens me telling me I have until the end of the year to ask her to marry me (I was ****ing 15 at the time she was 17) or we would stop talking. She was like "I don't care if we don't get married until we are in our late 20s I just want that ring on my finger". I had to break it off because she was way too clingy, and she called me from any number she could call, calling private leaving voicemails telling me she loves me and wants to marry me. Keep in mind this went on until i was ****ing 18. 2 years after we stopped talking.

[omarinbox]

This girl her ex jumped off the balcony of the high rise I used to live in. She'd be getting drunk on my landing every weekend. Then she starts asking for money, and she's nasty. I help her out a couple times. Then we started talking, cos after six months she is still in this depression. Asking me to charge her phone for her etc. She just gets drunk in my house and gets all over me every time and I'm not into her at all.

Realised I had to just **** her in an awful manner to get her out of my life. Shut my eyes, thought of **** and did the job. No rough stuff, just made sure she didn't get any clit action off me.

No more problems.

I moved house and I never saw her again.

[-The Glove-]

LMAO I enjoy reading people's stories about females it just brings back all my memories (Oddly enough I am 20 so it feels weird having "memories"). I've had some suicidal bitches in my time like you but the WORST of the WORST is a girl I used to mess with named Jasmine. I promise you if I call her today (we haven't talked in a year) she would ask me to marry her and she would be dead serious. You ever meet a girl where she seems wonderful but there is just "something" that seems off about her? And you KNOW you need to get rid of this chick because of that "something" but she seems so wonderful you go with it anyway? Yeah that's me, she was wonderful, smart bad as **** and she let me mold the freak into her. I took her v-card and it went downhill from there. She threatens me telling me I have until the end of the year to ask her to marry me (I was ****ing 15 at the time she was 17) or we would stop talking. She was like "I don't care if we don't get married until we are in our late 20s I just want that ring on my finger". I had to break it off because she was way too clingy, and she called me from any number she could call, calling private leaving voicemails telling me she loves me and wants to marry me. Keep in mind this went on until i was ****ing 18. 2 years after we stopped talking.

Haha, damn homie, now that's another kind of crazy *****. I had a girl kind of like her. Got herself kicked out the house, so she could move in wit me. Then she buys herself a ring, and tell me to surprise her with my proposal. WTF? Everytime we'd get into a fight shed storm out of my apt. And run off in the middle of the night. Too many times I had to call my hb to track down this crazy *****.

[Blooper]

i'd like to pretend i had them but sadly i didn't.

all my exes have been pretty much normal.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

She worked at a strip club...she drank alot...and she's Vietnamese...pretty much sums it up