Sweet Jesus!!111 My first one wiper eeeever!!

[Mr. Beelzebub]

Behold, people of Global. I have achieved defecation perfection!!!!!1

Finally, after 27 years of trying to accomplish what I had only heard of in stories posted by Bobert, and from tales that seemed to unreal to believe.

I took a **** here at work yesterday (my usual morning dump) and after I took my second butt wipe I couldn't see any little **** nuggets or even a light skid mark on the TP. I inmediately yelled out: "No ****ing waaaayyy!!!" I proceeded to wipe my butt 3 or 4 more times just to make sure there was no more caca in the anus... Nothing!11 A one wiper!!! Perfection!!!

I can die happy now.

Carry on.

[abdiel2k3]

intriguing to say the least
i will also make this a new goal in my life
to have a one wiper
to my recolection
i dont htink ive had one yet
ill keep ya guys updated

[nance]

*sniff* He's all growed up now.

*puts away the baby wipes and diapers*

[AgonYx0]

ewww alittle to much info nasty ass

[Kato]

Bzob wants you all to know that his ass itches

[handjobs4dollars]

I lost ten pounds after pooping one time.

[kaps]

I've had tons of one wipers...,.

[HockeyFighter]

I do one wipers probably once a month. You might not believe this but there are no wipers also. You go for the first wipe and there is nothing. I dunno how the **** it works. You would think that the **** has to get on something on the way out but no, had it happen a few times in my life.

[Squezze]

I've also had the no wipers before. It usually comes after not taking a dump for a long time, which causes it to come out all dry. **** a one wiper. You need to master the NO WIPER, son.

[Shaolin Bushido]

*sniff* He's all growed up now.

*puts away the baby wipes and diapers*

You know, baby wipes are a great idea ... er, is that a faux pas for adults to admit. Using em? I find the prospect of using em preferable to the giant **** stains I've become accustomed to.