What in tarnation is Evander Holyfield doing?

[Bombardier]

Okay, so I was watching the finale for Lost last night and a commercial for this ballroom dancing reality show kept coming on over and over. Now, two things about this shocked me:

1) There is such thing as a ballroom dancing reality show

2) One of the "celebrities" involved in this show is none other than Evander Holyfield!?!

Have a look at the website. This is seriously beyond hilarious:



Looks like you can get a profile of Evander right from the main page.

[masterdirector]

Wow, Joey McIntyre, that's so 80s. Wow, also very gay.
Umm...tell me Holy ain't brain damaged now. I've heard of like 4 of those people. Holyfield, John O'Hurley, Rachel Hunter, and Joey McIntyre.

I guess Holyfield and O'Hurley sort of share the Seinfeld connection. Holyfield's poster was on Seinfeld and O'Hurley played J. Peterman for those that don't know. Rachel Hunter, **** if I know what she's done, just a model I think.

[Explosivo]

Oh my god, that show looks like crap. This is one of those thing I see and just connot understand the thinking of the studio execs who gave this show the green-light. This is terrible and no one will watch it. Fox is coming out with an American Idol type show featuring dancing as well, but this is going to be hip-hop dancing I beleive. This show will also suck.

The only new reality show I think looks good right now is the "Hell's Kitchen" one that will be on Fox soon. It's about a bunch of chefs in training that get yelled at by this english ****** master chef dude. It looks pretty good.

How about that Carrie Underwood last night?

[jack_the_rippuh]

Holyfield has a couple of screws up in his head loose, but no worse than what's going on in his parents bed room, sometimes I just want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose, my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips, and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss, and that's the message that we deliver to little kids and expect that not to know what a women's clitoris is.

[masterdirector]

see children, drugs are baaad...and if you don't believe me ask your daaaad, if you don't believe'em ask ya maaawm, she'll tell ya how she does'em all the time...drugs are just bad m'kay

[spinksjinx]

Not ******, just another way to add another 6 or 7 digit check into his already enormous account.

It is good to see Evander not wanting to fight and keeping busy to get fighting off of his mind, shame on you guys.

[Bombardier]

Not ******, just another way to add another 6 or 7 digit check into his already enormous account.

It is good to see Evander not wanting to fight and keeping busy to get fighting off of his mind, shame on you guys.

haha interesting way of looking at it.

Looks like it's a phone-in vote show, like American Idol. So if we want to keep him out of the ring, we all have to make a concerted effort to keep voting for him each week. Come to think of it I probably won't be able to, since I'm in the wrong country. So everyone else will have to work that much harder.

[tino]

Not ******, just another way to add another 6 or 7 digit check into his already enormous account.

It is good to see Evander not wanting to fight and keeping busy to get fighting off of his mind, shame on you guys.

i was partying with evander at the MARTINEZ hotel , best hotel of the "cote d azur" , a few weeks ago , and it seems that he is keeping his head free from boxing by *****g his **** into asian call girls ...

[Bombardier]

i was partying with evander at the MARTINEZ hotel , best hotel of the "cote d azur" , a few weeks ago , and it seems that he is keeping his head free from boxing by *****g his **** into asian call girls ...

Maybe he was auditioning dance partners for the show...

...not sure how that's a joke, exactly, but it made me laugh.

[tino]

Maybe he was auditioning dance partners for the show...

...not sure how that's a joke, exactly, but it made me laugh.

well if see the girl in the show i ll tell you .