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    DANTE'S INFERNO TEST (What level of hell will you go to? lolz )







    Oh shit, they sent my ass to level 2 for my Lust.

    Bumped.
    Last edited by Ether; 08-10-2011, 01:27 PM.

    #2
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
    (Lustful)Very High
    (Gluttonous)Very High
    (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very High
    (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
    (Heretics)Very High
    (Violent)High
    (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
    (Treacherous)High

    Take the

    WTF?!!?

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      #3
      I answered honestly. Sounds intense....

      This is my favorite part.....

      Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

      Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shaped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

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        #4
        i'va taken this test before, i'm a fornicator, no surprises here, i'll be going to level 2 for all the face licking, adultery and fornication. i've eaten the ass of every girl i've ever ******

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          #5
          Originally posted by The Scientist View Post
          I answered honestly. Sounds intense....

          This is my favorite part.....

          Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

          Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shaped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
          Lets throw a party on my level, buddy.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Ether View Post






            Oh ****, they done sent my ass to level 2 for my Lust.
            I'll come back when I'm really ****ed up to check this out.

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              #7
              The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
              Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
              LevelScore
              (Repenting Believers)Very Low
              (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
              (Lustful)High
              (Gluttonous)Moderate
              (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
              (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
              (Heretics)Very High
              (Violent)Moderate
              (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
              (Treacherous)Low

              Take the

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                #8
                The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
                Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
                LevelScore
                (Repenting Believers)Very Low
                (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
                (Lustful)Very High
                (Gluttonous)High
                (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very High
                (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
                (Heretics)Low
                (Violent)Very High
                (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
                (Treacherous)Very High

                Take the

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                  #9
                  The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
                  The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
                  Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

                  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

                  You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


                  Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
                  (Click on a level for more info)
                  Level Who are sent there? Score
                  Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
                  Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
                  Level 2 Lustful Very High
                  Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
                  Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
                  Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
                  Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
                  Level 7 Violent Very High
                  Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
                  Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High


                  i get the extereme one great. Thank **** there is no such place. I didnt think i did anything that bad ffs.

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                    #10
                    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
                    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
                    LevelScore
                    (Repenting Believers)Low
                    (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
                    (Lustful)Very High
                    (Gluttonous)Moderate
                    (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
                    (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
                    (Heretics)Very Low
                    (Violent)Moderate
                    (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
                    (Treacherous)Low

                    Take the

                    See you all there!

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