Oasis Lad's penis size....ever think about his junk at night?

[fadan80]

Like when I fiuck, if I'm facing west I come 1 hour before, if facing east I come I hour after

[BattlingNelson]

I don't understand the poll. Is it inches or feet?

[Larry Merchant]

Oasis are def uncut though I am

[Oasis_Lad]

I don't understand the poll. Is it inches or feet?

I used to be an astronaut and I remember once I sneaked outside to take a piss, and as I unzipped me space suit we strayed to close to a supermassive blackhole - down shot me bell end, straight down to the even horizon and into the singularity "Bwahahahaa" Laughed the black hole "I've got you now" but I knew of me immense length and before long the black hole started to choke.

Planets and stars on their way to a horrible end just stopped and hovered on the fabric of space-Time.

Soon though, and before you could say "Buzz Aldrin" I was spat back out like Digeo Corrales' mouth piece, the stars and planets shot towards the black hole quicker than Andre Dirrell and we were off into the vast yonder - My trousersnake streaming behind us like a billion conjoined galaxies.


True story.

[Run]

I know its un cut... how long is it guys

What the **** is your malfunction?

Of all the potential topics (Politics, Sports, Contemporary Media, BOXING maybe)

You chose to discuss another man's penis.

I hate you.



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[Sir Tom Jones]

8inches flaccid and on a snowy day.

[Texanballer]

I'd feel weird uncircumsized.

[KINGPIN4LIFE]

Rumor around the whorehouse I frequent is that Oasis is the only man to make Linda Lovelace gag........................

[Sir Tom Jones]

it is weird being circumcised here but that is the way it goes.

[Oasis_Lad]

I'd feel weird uncircumsized.

I am cut.

Not for religious reasons of course.