What is the funniest joke you've ever heard?

[MinuteMaid5]

Something that'll guarantee make somebody laugh every time, please share!

[Teetotaler69]

Lol I put it in the other thread made by the guy named UserName

[kara]

"When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, 'I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.'"

[MinuteMaid5]

"When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, 'I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.'"

Please explain.

[TheProudLunatic]

Please explain.

Now that's funny

[Anomalocaris]

Currently the three main political parties in England are the biggest joke in history.

[MinuteMaid5]

Currently the three main political parties in England are the biggest joke in history.

List them.

[Teetotaler23]

Friend 1: "hey there's a gay guy here (bus, party, wherever)
friend 2: really who?
Friend 1: gimme a kiss and I'll tell you


Lmao one of the best jokes I've heard and usually gets a good reaction hah

[Anomalocaris]

Flagged a post instead of sending mine.

What a tit!

[Anomalocaris]

List them.

Labour.
Tories.
Lib-Dems.

All pathetic cesspools of extreme wokery.

Reform is on the rise.