Smooth lines

[TheMyspaceDayz]

You ever say the right thing at the right time and it got you laid?

A girl asked me once if I could meet one famous person, who would I meet. I said Mike Tyson. So that I can spit in his face and feel his legendary power. She almost pissed herself laughing because she was expecting some poetic BS.

[Sweet Pea 5O]

Hey love, my penis just died.




























You mind if I bury it in your ass?

[TheMyspaceDayz]

Hey love, my penis just died.




























You mind if I bury it in your ass?

I might have to steal that one.

that is the way. Making yourself laugh first. It’s like the whole apply the oxygen mask to yourself first logic.

[FinitoxDinamita]

This girl asked me if I could be anywhere on this earth right now, where would it be. And I replied that I wouldn't want to be anywhere else but right here with you.

Automatic poosie

[kara]

Why don't you sit on my lap and the first thing that pops up we'll talk about

[Willy Wanker]

"I'm not sure what I see in my future, but I definitely see myself inside you."

If that doesn't work, just ask her "does the carpet match the pubes?"

And if that gem doesn't work, it means that she's a stuck up lesbian, just move on to the next broad.

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[Willy Wanker]

The truth is, if she's already into you and thinks you're attractive, you can get away with a lot of cheesy (or dirty) lines.

She'll act offended if she's not into you, but if smooth big **** Chad says the same line and she'll laugh her ass off.