[PLEASE HELP] So you're walking through a jungle,when

[Stab Judah]

Part one.

So you're walking through a jungle,when out of the corner of your eye you notice a tribe of cannibals is hunting you from within the bush.

They are armed with machetes stone axes and bows.

You are unarmed but can use whatever is around you sticks, stones,dirt.

You are 3 miles into the jungle with a clear path in the forward or reverse direction.

You do not know how many cannibals there are but you have identified the tribes chief.

What do you do?

[#1Assassin]

knock them suckas out n go get some *****.

end thread.

[Run]

Try best to Jaguar Paw all of them through sheer attrition/endurance.

I'd hazard to guess I have shoes on also.



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[badblood]

Destroy them with my laser eyes.

[Stab Judah]

knock them suckas out n go get some *****.

end thread.

They shoot you with the arrows as you run up, you're dead.
They eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

[salinass1234]

Part one.

So you're walking through a jungle,when out of the corner of your eye you notice a tribe of cannibals is hunting you from within the bush.

They are armed with machetes stone axes and bows.

You are unarmed but can use whatever is around you sticks, stones,dirt.

You are 3 miles into the jungle with a clear path in the forward or reverse direction.

You do not know how many cannibals there are but you have identified the tribes chief.

What do you do?

call in artillery that should take care of it!!

[Stab Judah]

Try best to Jaguar Paw all of them through sheer attrition/endurance.

I'd hazard to guess I have shoes on also.

They live in a jungle and chase monkeys for food, you're not getting away.

[Idgas]

strip naked and hope for peace. if that doesn't work, i'd run back.

did you watch cannibal holocaust last night, too? lol.

[Run]

They live in a jungle and chase monkeys for food, you're not getting away.

Right that's assuming I'm a slow person, Which I'm not.

I'm actually fast like a pro athlete kind of fast. Just a fact.



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[Stab Judah]

strip naked and hope for peace. if that doesn't work, i'd run back.

did you watch cannibal holocaust last night, too? lol.

no, never heard of it.
getting naked makes them hungry.