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[BEDROOM BULLY]

Manchester United have actually finished 7th.

PS. They're not even close to 6th

So what? We changed our long time manager and the new one **** the bed..

What's Arsenals excuse for being such a joke for almost a decade?

[Sparked_26]

Everyone knows about robben.. so what he mainly cuts back and does the same thing (bit of a diservice.. but people cant stop him..

He was the one bright spark vs madrid.. and had me ****ting myself vs bayern..

This is it!

Let's not kid ourselves into thinking football is that complicated.

Robben is better than Hazard because he is far more direct.

Hazard would love to play for a tiki-taka style bullshit team. The amount of times him and Willian will stand on the ball is just too much. Robben would have his head down and drive at the full back.

He is obviously a really, really, really poor man's version but the closest thing to Robben now is Andros Townsend.

Cong**** to City for winning the league.

That said I actually can't stand their manager. He is the new Wenger with his sneaky little remarks against Chelsea.

You would not have won the league without Chelsea beating Liverpool - shut the fuck up!

On the other hand - it stokes up a modern rivalry between City and Chelsea.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

This is it!

Let's not kid ourselves into thinking football is that complicated.

Robben is better than Hazard because he is far more direct.

Hazard would love to play for a tiki-taka style bullshit team. The amount of times him and Willian will stand on the ball is just too much. Robben would have his head down and drive at the full back.

He is obviously a really, really, really poor man's version but the closest thing to Robben now is Andros Townsend.

Cong**** to City for winning the league.

That said I actually can't stand their manager. He is the new Wenger with his sneaky little remarks against Chelsea.

You would not have won the league without Chelsea beating Liverpool - shut the fuck up!

On the other hand - it stokes up a modern rivalry between City and Chelsea.

Alessio Cerci at Torino is probably the closest thing. Wouldn't be surprised if he goes to a bigger club this summer.

[Sparked_26]

Alessio Cerci at Torino is probably the closest thing. Wouldn't be surprised if he goes to a bigger club this summer.

Do you not think Townsend has good qualities?

He is one of those players were you blink and he has gone from the halfway line to the 18 yard box in about 2 seconds and he can shoot off both feet. I think he has something about him.

I think he has been injured at Spurs this year because he finished off very weakly.

Do you watch Italian Footy? Tell me about this Immobile character who has scored lots of goals.

I have no idea who he is and have never seen him play but his ludicrous surname and Chelsea's luck with strikers makes me think it would be a double negative. He'd probably **** them in for us.

[Patty Tanager]

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[Dirk Diggler UK]

Do you not think Townsend has good qualities?

He is one of those players were you blink and he has gone from the halfway line to the 18 yard box in about 2 seconds and he can shoot off both feet. I think he has something about him.

I think he has been injured at Spurs this year because he finished off very weakly.

Do you watch Italian Footy? Tell me about this Immobile character who has scored lots of goals.

I have no idea who he is and have never seen him play but his ludicrous surname and Chelsea's luck with strikers makes me think it would be a double negative. He'd probably **** them in for us.

I sometimes call him the English Robben but it's trollingly. I do think he's pretty good though but wouldn't say he's the closest thing to Robben.

Immobile is ok but I wouldn't say he's good enough to play for Chelsea. Strikes me as big fish, small pond player.

[Hull Slayer]

Those people are from the North. They'll push your wig back.

You obviously ain't been down Deep South. We love a good tear up down here.

[Hull Slayer]

Aaron Ramsey is popping and Arsenal are what's hot right now. That cannot be denied.

[Sparked_26]

I sometimes call him the English Robben but it's trollingly. I do think he's pretty good though but wouldn't say he's the closest thing to Robben.

Immobile is ok but I wouldn't say he's good enough to play for Chelsea. Strikes me as big fish, small pond player.

To be fair it is difficult one for Chelsea.

We've tried big names (Torres), veterans (Eto'o), solid premiership strikers (Ba) and none of them have worked.

Just had a look at this Immobile on youtube....he's tiny. What will he do with an Ivanovich 60 metre hoof?...maybe not for us.

We'll probably sign whatever bum top scores in the world cup.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

To be fair it is difficult one for Chelsea.

We've tried big names (Torres), veterans (Eto'o), solid premiership strikers (Ba) and none of them have worked.

Just had a look at this Immobile on youtube....he's tiny. What will he do with an Ivanovich 60 metre hoof?...maybe not for us.

We'll probably sign whatever bum top scores in the world cup.

I thought he was small too but he's actually 6'1 apparently.....he is decent but he misses a fair few sitters.