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[Sparked_26]

The little twat was lying on the ball to waste time haha, It looks like Hazard kicked the ball to me tbh. I'd have been fuming if If that was City and I saw the ballboy doing that.

Either way the ballboy was rolling about like he'd been shot for about 5 minutes after it, he looked about 17 ffs. Suppose he could've been killed though to be fair.

To be fair I would be willing to write this off as absolute banter - got to admire the kid for blatantly wasting time. Except, I have a feeling that an anti-Chelsea media will vilify Hazard until there is nothing left.

It also depends if the kid really is a degenerate because he could make a police complaint. Which ordinarily in any other walk of life would be laughed at but because it Football and because it is Chelsea, Hazard will likely have a court case hanging over him for 18 months.

And of course, there is the F.A whom will ensure they punish Hazard at least 3 times for the same offense.

This will get ugly.

Standard Chelsea shit.

Could actually fuck up Hazard's Chelsea career, lol.

[Money_May]

I guess everyone is unanimous in the fact that boy is a ****..... hazard fan for life

[Joe2608]

He definitely tried to keep the ball and made the most of out the kick from Hazard. But still, Hazard should know better than to do something like that now the press are going to have a field day with that.

[Sparked_26]

Still though, now we have:

'He shoots he wants, he shoot he wants. Ashley Cole he shoots who he wants.'

'He kicks who he wants, he kicks who he wants. Eden Hazard he kicks who he wants.'


Takes away from the game though, Chelsea were gash. Swansea deserved it because they shut us out with ease.

The Rafa revolution is dire, I make that the 6th game we have failed to score in since he's been in charge. Not acceptable with the players we have. I hate his substitutions as well. Torres is crap but why only given him 13 minutes? His other two changes? Swapping a left back and centre-half.

He is one of the worst managers we've had under Roman at least. F.uck knows how he seemed to match Mourinho when he was at Liverpool. The bloke is hapless.

[Chunk..]

Why's an 18 year old still doing ball boy duty is what i wanna know?

[Sparked_26]

Why's an 18 year old still doing ball boy duty is what i wanna know?

Yeah doesn't looks that young to me, is he 18?

Must be a bit simple.

In truth there is only probably 3/4 year age difference between the player and ball boy but tomorrow we will hear stories about how Eden Hazard kicked a child's lungs out of his arse, and that in his free time he clubs baby seals to death.

[Money_May]

That little scumbag is looking for a nice little cash injection.

[Sparked_26]

That little scumbag is looking for a nice little cash injection.

Looks a pretty scummy kid to be fair.

But I expect a hilarious court course is on the horizon.

[Chunk..]

Yeah doesn't looks that young to me, is he 18?

Must be a bit simple.

In truth there is only probably 3/4 year age difference between the player and ball boy but tomorrow we will hear stories about how Eden Hazard kicked a child's lungs out of his arse, and that in his free time he clubs baby seals to death.

He's 17 actually. Still, bit old for that sort of thing. What next, JT coming out of the tunnel holding hands with a 30 year old mascot?

It gets better:

[SirTomJones]

He is from Swansea lads.

Being 18 he probably has 4 kids to feed.

Ball boy is probably cash in hand so doesn't effect his benefits.