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[dj Calleti]

Its a fact DiMaria has a massive ****.

[Flab]

Its a fact DiMaria has a massive ****.

How thick though? Length is overrated.

[dj Calleti]

How thick though? Length is overrated.

You think? I mean a long pencil **** is disappointing, I think the perfect **** is one like a snapple bottle.

[Flab]

This is me.



*not actual size.

[dj Calleti]

This is me.



*not actual size.

[THE BASTARD]

[squealpiggy]

Why is she defending that racist guy?

[Flabulous]

[Flabulous]

Don't have a problem with her supporting Liverpool, but she can't support Barca too. She calls them both "we/us" as well.

[Sparked_1985]

He'd still be better than Torres.

Name other players with the potential to be morbidly obese once they hang 'em up:

Rooney (he plays football everyday and already has the body of a chubster - I predict at least 4 chins)

Paul Robinson (you mark my words they'll have to smash through walls to get this lad out of his house once he retires)

Messi (I can see a pudding in there waiting to break out)

John Terry (for all intents and purposes Terry is the king of his own world and kings are always fat.)

Fat Frank (obviously, he'll rapidly expand until Christine can no longer fit in the bed)