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[Roy Jones Jnr]

It is turning into a dark two decades for football....

Maybe watch another sport, mate.

Or maybe watch other teams?

The rest of the footballing world is evolving beautifully.

Football is a joy to watch in so many different leagues now.

Teams are playing some great stuff and even the lower league teams are trying to play the game as it should be played.

Only the odd few teams like Chelsea are doing all they can to keep it in the dark ages, apart from those few the rest are trying to play the beautiful game in the way it should be played.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

They thought they were safe and sound enough to try and play a little football for once being two goals up against league two relegation battlers Bradford City at home but little did they know they were about to get swiftly put back into their place as the anti football pathetic small timers they truly are.

Bradford City knew it, and every other side knows it.

Whenever Chelsea try and play football they get b1tch slapped. Be it against soon to be Vauxhall conference strugglers like Bradford City or big dogs like the mighty 'Pool.

Only way they can compete is as Sparked once proudly said, ''by bringing tears down the face of football''.

It is typical. I heard Mourinho was proudly professing that Chelsea were boring this week. I remember how proud he was to come away with a 0-0 from the Emirates last season.

Sparked reminds me of "Johnny 23" from the timeless classic movie "Con Air". He has 23 tattoos - each for one of the women he has ****d. He's that proud of being a scumbag. Chelsea are the Johnny 23 of football - they'll **** it for 23 years if they have to.

[Roy Jones Jnr]

To all you who after seeing my prediction for the Juve - Lazio game went and put your house on the draw

[Adamjr91]

Chelsea should enjoy this seasons title, United will be claiming it back next season.

No you won't.

To all you who after seeing my prediction for the Juve - Lazio game went and put your house on the draw

No one reads your dumb arse posts, let alone act on them.

Lazio getting a draw in Turin? You really do use your scattergun for predicting football games.

[Cechmate]

And you got knocked out by Bradford after being 2-0 up

Mourinho actually tried to play football for a change and he got ******ed by Jon Stead and League 2's finest

[PainfromUkraine]

Need to use up a £50 free bet tomorrow - what do you lads think of this accumulator? Any matches worth removing that are too risky?

Hoffenheim vs Bayern = Bayern to win

Real Madrid vs Malaga = Real Madrid to win

Watford vs Birmingham = over 1.5 goals

Bournemouth vs Sheffield Wednesday = over 1.5 goals

Wolves vs Ipswich = over 1.5 goals

Blackpool vs Fulham = over 1.5 goals

Huddersfield vs Derby = over 1.5 goals

Kidderminster vs Barnet = over 1.5 goals

Leicester vs Swansea = over 1.5 goals

Returns: £358.05 (doesn't include the free bet stake)

Lol FML I actually should have gone with this accumulator...I was going to change the Blackpool game too believe it or not as that finished 1-0...good opportunity lost for today.

[Roy Jones Jnr]

No you won't.



No one reads your dumb arse posts, let alone act on them.

Lazio getting a draw in Turin? You really do use your scattergun for predicting football games.

My boy Rory went and put his house on my Porto call.

And i'm sure there's many lurkers who wait for my divine knowledge every time i make a prediction.

My calls are written pal.

Written in the stars.

If they don't come off blame the stars for being wrong, not me.

[Adamjr91]

My boy Rory went and put his house on my Porto call.

And i'm sure there's many lurkers who wait for my divine knowledge every time i make a prediction.

My calls are written pal.

Written in the stars.

If they don't come off blame the stars for lying to me.

Your Recent Predictions
Psg to beat Barca

Lazio to draw with Juve

Porto to beat Bayern

[Roy Jones Jnr]

Your Recent Predictions
Psg to beat Barca

Lazio to draw with Juve

Porto to beat Bayern

1/3 Sucky predications.

I go all out.

I'm not like you fence sitters and bog standard ''errrm errrm Barcelona are gonna beat Cordoba!'' lot.

I don't make no cowardly predictions.

I refuse.

I tell you all BAM Porto are gonna beat Bayern Munich when the rest of the footballing world including your fat arse are sucking off Bayern.

I tell you all WAMM Lazio are gonna get a draw against Juve. The stars were wrong on this occasion but that can happen, i get muchos credit for taking risks.

I don't do bog standard.

I go all out.

We can all do what your fat arse does and stick to the most obvious of results.

But no.

I'm too good for that.

I go WABAMMMM Porto are gonna take Bayerns soul.

When no one believed me.

Oh i got called a liar and everything.

The abuse i took, the pain i suffered.

But in the end, who was right.

Who knew.

Who had divine knowledge.

And did i get a apology?

Did i get a ''sorry Roy, you were **** on the money as per, i apologise, please forgive me''?

No, no i did not.

[PainfromUkraine]

^^^^^^^^