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[rorymac]

The NIVEA partnership is beginning to bear fruit. Liverpool's players can play without the distraction of irritated skin. While all the big names were missing from the teamsheet today, they were applying serious amounts of NIVEA moisturiser in order to make a real push for that 3rd place trophy.

[OG Rodgers]

The NIVEA partnership is beginning to bear fruit. Liverpool's players can play without the distraction of irritated skin. While all the big names were missing from the teamsheet today, they were applying serious amounts of NIVEA moisturiser in order to make a real push for that 3rd place trophy.

It starts with you, son.

[OG Rodgers]

Don't worry fellow reds, they'll get the face scrub on for Man ****teh and stomp mudholes in their ass.

48 hours rest.
Anti-aging gel.
Massage.
Rodgers team talk.


We'll be raring to go. We're guaranteed top 3 now with no European football to distract us. We get full weeks rest.

Top 3 and FA Cup to come.

At least we were in something to go out off, unlike "the best team in the league" (according to van Goof) ManUre.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

Yep. Arsenal died a little more when Nike left the building. Now they have the sports brand equivalent of Aldi. Arsenal are so dead, they're reincarnated.



I formed TWP. Not Ashley.

Shove ya shtick up your arse mate. Sideways.

I have a legit fanbase/fanclub.

You don't, son.

.....the MILLIONS (AND MILLIONS) of the DC's fans......

If ya smellllllalallalalaaow what Divock, Origi, is.......cookin'

You're lucky that I don't charge royalties and the WWF doesn't know about this thread. You're a bonafide schtick thief.

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

You're ****ting me with this Nivea for men stuff right?.

Very poor banter.

[OG Rodgers]

You're ****ting me with this Nivea for men stuff right?.

Very poor banter.

Chill

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

More to the point...

Everybody knows L'oreal men expert, hydra energetic ****s all over Nivea.

[OG Rodgers]

You're lucky that I don't charge royalties and the WWF doesn't know about this thread. You're a bonafide schtick thief.

Oh yeah?

Well you're lucky, you're lucky that I don't come over there and stick this size 11, up your ass, sideways.

Better still, I could just report you to the relevant authorities for that username and all this make a difference ***** stuff.

[rorymac]

Oh yeah?

Well you're lucky, you're lucky that I don't come over there and stick this size 11, up your ass, sideways.

Better still, I could just report you to the relevant authorities for that username and all this make a difference ***** stuff.

What sort of fruit is the Standard Chartered deal bearing?

[Dirk Diggler UK]

The fruit has gone stale on Merseyside