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[OG Rodgers]

On my way home now. Got soaked. But that didn't stop me from trading blows with some fat disabled Saints fans. I protected my boys Lallana, Lambert and Lovren from the boo boys.

I came to push wigs.

Had to run to the loo after Coutinho's goal. Change of thong. Took a spare pair.



ManUre better prepare their anuses. We commin' fo you.

[rorymac]

The unsung hero of our resurgent rock solid defence shall rightly get some credit today.

Whilst all of us in this thread have been getting our panties wet over BMS and Emre Stud, a Slovakian bald headed chap has probably been reading this very thread scratching his head thinking what about me chaps?

What about I, Martin Skrtel, what about me?

Yes Big Mama and Emre Stud have both been phenomenally brilliant but i haven't been too bad have i?

Well no, Martin, no you haven't been bad at all my son.

You've been excellent, a bald headed rock just marshalling that defence whilst BMS and Emre Stud excite the people in a beautiful way, doing the dirty work, doing the work that needed doing.

What a win that was, a massive massive win.

The third spot has our name written all over it.

I just spoke to Big Martin on the blower, he confirmed that he does read this thread and he thanks you for your kind words.

Apparently Brendan whips out the laptop during team-talks and reads out the latest comments from The Football Thread. Apparently Emre Stud has been getting a bit cocky on nights out because us lads keep ****ing on about how good looking he is.

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

I see the flying triangle OG Rogers sent to collect me the other day made national news:

[PrinceNaz88]

Liverpool beating Southampton is no biggie, a couple of years ago they were getting styled on at the Weston Homes by the likes of Kevin Lisbie. Liverpool should know all about Super Kev after he stuck his BBC in them at The Valley.

[OG Rodgers]

When I said yesterday we would make it rain on Southampton. I didn't lie.

[Roy Jones Jnr]

[OG Rodgers]

Brendan Rodgers does deserve a lot of credit for turning it around.

This man right here knows his stuff. We should all be kissing Brendan's feet after this monumental turnaround.

I was labelled as "unbearable" by many on our title push last season. Wait till we walk it next season!

[Adamjr91]

This man right here knows his stuff. We should all be kissing Brendan's feet after this monumental turnaround.

I was labelled as "unbearable" by many on our title push last season. Wait till we walk it next season!

No chance.

Southampton had you on toast today.

[Roy Jones Jnr]

No chance.

Southampton had you on toast today.

Europa Dope pal, Europa Dope.

It's all in the big plan.

We Europa Dope this season and end up getting that third place trophy and then next season we go all out and walk the league.

It all makes perfect sense.

[OG Rodgers]

Don't worry. You can use it, brother.

Just in McDonald's getting a cheeseburger and then I'm cracking some more skulls in the car park. Bunch of Saints spackers out there calling me out. Who the hell do they think they are? I thought they had enough!