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[Roy Jones Jnr]

Every time I see Liverpool they're styling on bums.

That's coz the only time you watch us play is against Arsenal.

[Cechmate]

Liverpool are getting touched up.

[The Ox]

My boy Mario is gonna come on and crack skulls in the second half, no doubt about it. £16m is going to look cheap as chips after he's done tonight.

[rorymac]

Pat Bamford is going to acquire souls at the Etihad, tattoo it on your arm.

[rorymac]

I love how Rodgers' response to Gerrard's goal was "modest" as though it was going to be a walkover. Now they're going life and death

[Cechmate]

Fucking hell, George Foreman is acquiring some Liverpool souls.

That Marcus Gayle is a dead ringer for Foreman.

[Cechmate]

Liverpool are worse than Arsenal at defending crosses. That takes some doing.

[jas]

As Wimbledon dominate the chances, Liverpool fans be like:

[Adamjr91]

Sakho will not be able to walk in the morning after Akinfenwa has had his way with him.

He's a real African specimen. He could run through brick walls.

That Liverpool defence is running scared.

I love how Rodgers' response to Gerrard's goal was "modest" as though it was going to be a walkover. Now they're going life and death

Rodgers gave a little smirk after Gerrards tap in like AFC Wimbeldon would roll over by hafltime

[The Ox]

Chit just got real guys, Mario Balotelli a.k.a the italian NUMBER 9 is coming on