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[Sake1]

The ****** international break is helpful. Walcott and Ramsey should be back for the next game.

& Sturridge back clapping up opponents.

[Sparked_26]

Real Madrid are so good to watch.

To think Spurs had Bale and Modric! Two of the best players about.

[Sparked_26]

Ronaldo with another hattrick (3 in 4/5 games?) and an assist. Fucking machine, just doesn't stop scoring.

He is a monster.

Bale brings an extra 20% out of him too. I wonder how many assist Bale has for Ronaldo alone.

Is Bale a better crosser of the ball than Beckham?

[Tom Cruise]

Chelsea's physio is a proper ***y minx isn't she?

Interesting to see how many 'groin strains' Chelsea players get compared to other clubs



**** is that middle one actually her?

[Tom Cruise]

[Sparked_26]

She is actually a Doctor.

Chick is fookin eligible.

Chelsea fans singing Celery at her is cringey though.

[Tom Cruise]

How would you even approach a girl like that though?

Better looking than you, smarter, more money etc...

I feel the same way about Rachel Riley. Too intimidating for me.

[Tom Cruise]

If you had to choose between Chelsea and a couple of other big clubs, surely she'd be instrumental in helping to pick Chelsea, right?

I'd take a few thousand less a week for the opportunity to get a deep tissue... ahem... 'sports' massage from her

[rorymac]

I could probably attain her

[Tom Cruise]

I could probably attain her

Rory 'the collector' Mac