Tyson was given his first title shot, fighting Jesus for the United heavyweight title. Tyson won the title by second round knockout, proving that turning the other cheek is a ****ing ****** thing to do in boxing, even if you are the Messiah.
That **** about his daughter isn't funny. Somethings just should not be made fun of.
Daughter's Death
On May 26, 2009, Mike Tyson's daughter Exodus died (I guess you could say she took an early exodus to her grave, see what I did there?) when a treadmill cord got caught around her neck and apparently choked to death. Tyson's 7 year old son found the body and proceeded to take Exodus' ******ity before telling his parents about the incident. The Police have ruled the death a "tragic accident." However, it's more than likely that the police just don't want to waste good taxpayer dollars on the investigation, since nobody cares when black people die.
List of suspects:
* The ghost of Chris Benoit
* Mike Tyson
* Desiree Washington (WTF)
* The Spanish Inquisition (nobody expects them, but I'm keeping my eye on those crafty ****ers)
Agreed that's tasteless. I don't see the sense in typing that.
I'd be all for it, if it was actually funny, but its not, so it's pointless. Nothing wrong with sick jokes as long as there clever and funny, not crude and pointless.
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