i wonder why our good ol zelenoff still isn't here.. i mean he should be.. lulz
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Mike Tyson's wiki lololol!!
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He was and this is never funny it's like someone singing the wrong words of a song and being like "ain't I funny y'all".
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Tyson was given his first title shot, fighting Jesus for the United heavyweight title. Tyson won the title by second round knockout, proving that turning the other cheek is a ****ing ****** thing to do in boxing, even if you are the Messiah.
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Originally posted by Tek My Pounches View PostThat **** about his daughter isn't funny. Somethings just should not be made fun of.
On May 26, 2009, Mike Tyson's daughter Exodus died (I guess you could say she took an early exodus to her grave, see what I did there?) when a treadmill cord got caught around her neck and apparently choked to death. Tyson's 7 year old son found the body and proceeded to take Exodus' ******ity before telling his parents about the incident. The Police have ruled the death a "tragic accident." However, it's more than likely that the police just don't want to waste good taxpayer dollars on the investigation, since nobody cares when black people die.
List of suspects:
* The ghost of Chris Benoit
* Mike Tyson
* Desiree Washington (WTF)
* The Spanish Inquisition (nobody expects them, but I'm keeping my eye on those crafty ****ers)
Agreed that's tasteless. I don't see the sense in typing that.
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