I sell drugs.
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Until about a month ago i was a fully pimped up civil servant, worked in DFT and probation, and have an application for the MoD pending.
Now I'm working at a Danish wholesale fashion company as a full-time temp until July, not as good pay and perks but I get to work with a lot of fit birds so its all good.Comment
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Bouncer at a night club.Comment
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I dont believe you Equilibrium. Can I see some I.D. ? You got a Passport? Driving Licence?
Sorry I cant help itComment
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Sorry but you're going to have to take my word for it. Not putting none of these things on here.Originally posted by KingoftheAnts View Post
Anyway...what is so special about being a bouncer?Comment
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Well its the power of entry to a place people want to get into. I dont know how bouncers can be so restrained. if i were one i would demand all fine ladies give me a ******* on entry.Originally posted by Equilibrium View Post
Guys- No I.d. and no bribe= No entry
Girls- No BJ = no entry.Comment
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Haha, i wish it was like that. It's mostly true for the bribing part, when working the door a lot of people will "tip" to get in quickly, then once inside they gotta pay the actual cover fee. Girls will try to flirt to get in sometimes.Originally posted by KingoftheAnts View Post
Honestly it's not all that, it's amazing at first, there are so many hot chicks that you don't know where to look at. But the job itself is mostly dealing with drunk pricks and hot girls that think everybody owes them the world because they are cute.
It would be the best job in the world if i could work at the door every night. But working the floor sucks, i gotta wear earplugs otherwise i'd go deaf from all the loud, ****ty music.Comment
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part time janitor, part time DJ, full time hustlerComment
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Account mgr for Central Payment Corporation and AT&T.Comment
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i am qualified to thoroughly check vaginas ,among other skills .Comment
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