What was the best ***ual experience you've ever had?

[vanilamilkshake]

Good.

Your psychotic, pre-menstrual episodes have been driving up the wall.

Folks, this girl might be ****ing gorgeous and spectacular in bed. But don't be fooled. She's got a certified nutjob.

Don't be jealous of me anymore. You wouldn't be man enough to cope.

i have one word for you.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

[Deeznuts]

Boned a chick doggy-style, pulled out and came on her back. When she went into the bathroom, I wiped my **** on her baby's coat, stole $30 from her purse, and left.

SWEET.

LMFAO

[1000 Left Fist]

best ***ual experience

location: boys bathroom
style: doggy (i was bending over)
who?: random guy at the bar
when: i was on my sweet 16
how: i gave him 5 shots of tequila so he can have the guts to ravage me from behind.

[QUISQUEYA]

best ***ual experience

location: boys bathroom
style: doggy (i was bending over)
who?: random guy at the bar
when: i was on my sweet 16
how: i gave him 5 shots of tequila so he can have the guts to ravage me from behind.

Are you Juan Manuel Marquez?

[MonsieurGeorges]

I got high as **** with a whore and ****ed her til she died

true ****

[QUISQUEYA]

I got high as **** with a whore and ****ed her til she died

true ****

Did you get your money's worth with the corpse?

[ßringer]

The first time you ****** your GF you got an **** ********? Unless you or your chick are in the ****o biz I'm calling total bull**** on this one.

My girlfriend likes ****.

And we had known each other for years. Neither of us are the type to sleep around. So an STD was a non-issue.

[JoHnNyBoXeR]

the few times when it involved alot of ecstasy cant top that

[michaeljackson]

Getting :blow: on the interstate, at 75 mph...trying to focus on her and the road!!! That was awesome!!

[jakdariipa]

I had just broke up with my long-time gf, and im sad af... and after a while of sulking in my own sorrow, I said **** it. Went to one of my lady friends house (we never did anything ***ual) i got to tellin her about how I felt about my ex and ****, and idk... next thing I kno she ridin my **** like a ****in champ...she had the tightest body too...she had some small **** but they was perky as hell......her ass, legs and hips was on point tho...and ima ass man. We went at for about an hour...we was sweatin and ****, sticky as hell...deff the hottest *** ive ever had