Your Own Gender

[T.Horton]

Why won't most women fart on dates, but when you marry them they let loose like it's a natural thing? Like it's a license to act normal.

**** ain't right at all. Men need to know how you really smell to make a conscious decision to continue with the relationship or not.

It's the cause of many separations and divorces.

As my Native friends from the Saugeen reservation in South Western Ontario would say: 'straight goods man, straight goods!!!! Bartender, get my coloured friend here a triple whisky sour"

[T.Horton]

that's the only time you get to carry your own balls isn't it?



just for you I'll fart on our first date..k?

can we not talk about female flatulence? i have a phobia...especially when they refer to it as farting. I prefer 'tooting' much more feminine.

So you no longer fart, k? Glad we could reach an understanding.

[MindBat]

just for you I'll fart on our first date..k?

Awesome! Girls should let the guys know what they will and won't do on a first date. Be more open sometimes. Surprises are overrated.

[Grand Champ]

I don't get guys who

catch feelings (sometimes is okey, but chill out already!)

overly aggressive dudes.. They gotta act alpha 24/7 goes crazy about the smallest of things, cool down on the roids.

Snitches, hate'em.

Guys with no spine, who's willing to take anything, say anything to please everyone around'em. They bent over like a little *****.

[Mr Gruber]

can we not talk about female flatulence? i have a phobia...especially when they refer to it as farting. I prefer 'tooting' much more feminine.

So you no longer fart, k? Glad we could reach an understanding.

"tooting" is only for women who's gas smells like flowers...when you find her..she'll be saying that also

[The Scientist]

I just hate punk ass mother***ers. Dudes that are more like females than men. Guys that fost the tips of their hair, pluck their eyebrows and do their nails.

You don't have to be an iron worker but damn, act a little masculine.

Guys that like to talk about other people behind their backs, if you have a problem with another man, take it up with that man. Don't go running your mouth about **** so you piss dude off then you are surprised when he sees you, you get punched in the mouth "for no reason".

I hate ***ggot ass muther***ers that have a blue tooth and go to Starbucks and drive a Scion.

A little too much estrogen in those type of guys Cuah. The bolded is the type of **** chicks in middle school do with their supposed "girlfriends". Sack less closet bitches.

Anyway, I don't understand why I sometimes lightly pinch the tip of my **** over my pants when drinking something that tastes good. Am I the only one fellas?

I don't understand why some fellas always feel the need to say "no ****" after saying something that is ambiguous. It's like no one thinks your gay, bubba (except maybe for other ****phobes). Enough with the paranoia.

Why do we succumb to the power of vagina so easily?. Chicks have weird toys, and can hold out for an unreal amount of time, but men become ******ed, and go into a primal rage when ***** is not present.

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

A little too much estrogen in those type of guys Cuah. The bolded is the type of **** chicks in middle school do with their supposed "girlfriends". Sack less closet bitches.

Anyway, I don't understand why I sometimes lightly pinch the tip of my **** over my pants when drinking something that tastes good. Am I the only one fellas?

I don't understand why some fellas always feel the need to say "no ****" after saying something that is ambiguous. It's like no one thinks your gay, bubba (except maybe for other ****phobes). Enough with the paranoia.

Why do we succumb to the power of vagina so easily?. Chicks have weird toys, and can hold out for an unreal amount of time, but men become ******ed, and go into a primal rage when ***** is not present.

Hahaha, damn homie, never heard that one before. Here's one off topic though, you notice you never really "scratch" your balls. You really pinch them until they stop itching.....

***** is like Kryptonite to a mother ***er. The funny thing is, I was just telling my homeboy the other day, "I have seen a miilion ******* and million asses, yet everytime I see a new one I act like I have never seen one before"......I made myself laugh at that one.

[Tigger Mitch]

Hahaha, damn homie, never heard that one before. Here's one off topic though, you notice you never really "scratch" your balls. You really pinch them until they stop itching.....

***** is like Kryptonite to a mother ***er. The funny thing is, I was just telling my homeboy the other day, "I have seen a miilion ******* and million asses, yet everytime I see a new one I act like I have never seen one before"......I made myself laugh at that one.

At least someone laughed at it.

[The Scientist]

Hahaha, damn homie, never heard that one before. Here's one off topic though, you notice you never really "scratch" your balls. You really pinch them until they stop itching.....

***** is like Kryptonite to a mother ***er. The funny thing is, I was just telling my homeboy the other day, "I have seen a miilion ******* and million asses, yet everytime I see a new one I act like I have never seen one before"......I made myself laugh at that one.

Yeah, you pinch that bit of scrotum skin between your thumb, and your index finger, and gently roll that **** so as not to damage your huevos. Feels good as hell.

I hear you on the ***** part, homie. I like to consider myself a mentally strong person, but dammit...flaunting ***** at me is like flaunting a piece of cake at an obese person. Gotta eat it, no matter what the flavor.

[AssasinKing]

Why do we scratch our balls/**** and then smell our hands.

Seems very primal to me.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway,

1. I dont understand why guys try to show off by hitting other guys infront of girls, or doing ****** ass things like back in school, pushing a guy into a bush infront of his gf as if shes gonna be like "OMG U JST PUSHED MY BF INTO A BUSH U MUST BE SO HARD, I WANT U"....

Its just so dumb

2. I dont understand why dudes have the hottest girl you can find, she would never cheat, does everything for them, has a nice family etc.....and the dude still cheats... with a girl even 1/50th of his chicks value (e.g. ashley cole fkin wanker)

Cant think of many more..