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Anyone here ever done colonic irrigation?

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    Anyone here ever done colonic irrigation?

    I imagine that quite a few people on a boxing website have had a tube stuffed up their ass, right?

    Anyway, after losing a lot of weight recently - I was 200lbs this time last year, I'm 168lbs now - I thought I'd finish it off by having some of years-old food flushed out of my colon.


    It was really weird..... I was chatting away with this woman just making small talk trying to pretend I couldn't see all this **** coming out me arse. And when the pipe went up there it ****ING HURT!


    Afterwards I felt a bit gay by the experience, though also a bit lighter.
    #2
    Did you find out how much **** they flushed out of you?

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      #3
      There are supplements you can take if you're fond of amorphous green sludge coming out of your body. Personally, if I encountered this "healthy" discharge, I'd sell my house and move.

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        #4
        Not that much, really... a lot of it was gas.

        I could feel my colon saying "I wanna let go of all this ****" but my mind was telling me that it wasn't natural to **** yourself in front of a woman and it was holding on.


        Now that's the definition of anally retentive.

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          #5
          Bloody hell next thing we know you will be on how to look good naked.

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            #6
            Your colon didn't wanna let it's hands go.

            It's the Clinton Woods of colons.

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              #7
              My colon was HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!

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                #8
                I can let rip like the best of them, this is what frightens me most
                I can imagine lying there talking to the nurse when our conversation is interrupted by consecutive, 5 second long **** *****et solos.

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                  #9
                  Do you get to insert the pipe yourself?.

                  If it was some ***y nurse i may get the need to crack one off.

                  On the other hand if its some leery little middle-eastern man, i may find myself mentally scarred.

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                    #10
                    It was a woman and there was a little bit of something there, I was trying to be at my most charming and courteous. But it's hard to be charming and courteous when you've got a pipe up your ass ****ting constantly for half an hour.

                    It ****ing hurt as well.

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