***IER BODY: Venus or Serena?

[squealpiggy]

Apparently some of these women play tennis or something. Bless em.

[2nd II none]

Both of them bitches are ugly and I highly suspect that Serana Williams has a ****.

[Flab]

I hope Dios got banned for making this thread.

[Flab]

Penis Tape Gives Way in Third Set, Revealing Serena Williams’ Secret

Serena Williams won her opening round match Tuesday on the court at Wimbledon, but it was what happened under her tennis skirt during the match that made the biggest news.

Racing to chase down a volley from Angela Hayes in a three set, 6-7 (12-14), 6-4, 6-2 victory, Williams stretched and – to the shock and dismay of those at Centre Court and watching on television – had her penis drop out the bottom of her skirt for all to see, the apparent result of the tape she uses to hide it from sight giving way.

Williams, at first startled by the incident, tried to tuck her organ away, but was unable to refasten it and played the remainder of the match with it loose, its tip bouncing and swaying in full view an inch or two below the hem of her skirt.

Wimbledon officials say they will meet to determine whether Williams’s penis precludes her from competing in the women’s tournament.

“There have been whispers about Serena having a dong for years,” said a female player who wished to remain anonymous. “I, for one, have always known about it because I caught her taping it to her leg before a match one year at the U.S. Open. I’m sure this will all be very embarrassing for her, but it’s not fair to the rest of us to have to compete against her – or him, or whatever Serena is.”

Williams refused to speak to the press after the match, but was overheard having a heated argument with her manager about a new brand of tape she was given for her match. Williams’s agent later issued a statement saying Serena would fight any decision from Wimbledon or the WTA that prevents her from playing: “Forget her penis, her muscles, or her drag queen-like face and hair, focus on her enormous breasts – they show that Serena is all woman.”

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I hope Dios got banned for making this thread.

Yes he did. BPP don't play

[Sweet Pea 50]

Penis Tape Gives Way in Third Set, Revealing Serena Williams’ Secret

Serena Williams won her opening round match Tuesday on the court at Wimbledon, but it was what happened under her tennis skirt during the match that made the biggest news.

Racing to chase down a volley from Angela Hayes in a three set, 6-7 (12-14), 6-4, 6-2 victory, Williams stretched and – to the shock and dismay of those at Centre Court and watching on television – had her penis drop out the bottom of her skirt for all to see, the apparent result of the tape she uses to hide it from sight giving way.

Williams, at first startled by the incident, tried to tuck her organ away, but was unable to refasten it and played the remainder of the match with it loose, its tip bouncing and swaying in full view an inch or two below the hem of her skirt.

Wimbledon officials say they will meet to determine whether Williams’s penis precludes her from competing in the women’s tournament.

“There have been whispers about Serena having a dong for years,” said a female player who wished to remain anonymous. “I, for one, have always known about it because I caught her taping it to her leg before a match one year at the U.S. Open. I’m sure this will all be very embarrassing for her, but it’s not fair to the rest of us to have to compete against her – or him, or whatever Serena is.”

Williams refused to speak to the press after the match, but was overheard having a heated argument with her manager about a new brand of tape she was given for her match. Williams’s agent later issued a statement saying Serena would fight any decision from Wimbledon or the WTA that prevents her from playing: “Forget her penis, her muscles, or her drag queen-like face and hair, focus on her enormous breasts – they show that Serena is all woman.”

DAAAAYUUUUM....

[The Young Gun]

I Hope This Is A Joke Both Look Like Inside Of My Butt Hole On A Sweatty Day.

[baya]

Neither.

They haven't fully evolved yet.

perfect post.

[Afterglow]

I think the orginal poster got it wrong. We shouldn't be asking who is ***ier. We should be asking who has a bigger penis: Serena, Venus, or Lex Steele.

[FUC_U_PAYME]

Serena