Being sensitive on the internet...

[Desaturated]

...must make offline life lonely or seriously hard if you're ugly.

[Amaro]

you want to talk about something? you can share with me you know I won't tell.<3

[Desaturated]

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[Shanus]

I'm going to be perfectly honest with you here.

I just had a wank, and after the removal of my juice I didn't wash my hands.

[jack_the_rippuh]

I'm going to be perfectly honest with you here.

I just had a wank, and after the removal of my juice I didn't wash my hands.

You don't have to wash your hands, if you had washed your **** before you started.

Some people don't brush after every meal, some people don't wash after every wank....me, I don't wipe after every shh...

[Shanus]

Soap turns my meat into pickled onion, I can only wash with water.

My mother hasn't paid the water bill, I need to poop so bad, but with no water down the toilet it's not possible.

There's a possibility I could crouch in my next door neighbors garden and shape it into a dog-like turd with my anus as it's pushing its way out, that way I won't get blamed for anything, she'd think it was the dog.

[jack_the_rippuh]

Like Nebuchadnezzar, you're becoming animal-like in behavior.
I'd enjoy spitting down your throat and slapping your rosy cheeks.

[Desaturated]

I never wash after a wank.

I just drop the load on my stomach, pull my shirt back down and move on.