I'm ****in hammered right now and want to share a funny story with all my felow posters....
I went to a bar after work today and started freakin drinkin like a real ****in drunk. Anyways, 6-7 drinks later Ive had enough and I make my way home. I take a train and then bus ride to were I live. On the bus, I scope out this semi hot chick that Ive already seen a coulpe times before and start to chat her up.
Well, to make a not so long story short(I dont feel like typing) me and this alledgedly hot chick end up in my apartment making out and then ****ing like 2 high school kids on the senior prom.
****, let me describe this chick to you guys and girls; she's puerto rican older chick in her mid 30's, build like a "brick ****house" meaning she's tall, thick and has a 'booty to die for' and has a nice, but petit set of **** to complement everything.
So far so ****in good? Well, I **** the 'bejesus' out of her and love every second of it....well, maybe not every second of it. Here's the kicker:
I described her hot body but failed to describe her face...Her face was 'pock marked and manly' like actor Tommy Lee Jones! So, even though I was drunk(and still am), I wasn't that drunk and everytime I looked at her face it was like ****ing Tommy Lee Jones!..
It started to get so unbearable, and kinda hilarious, I shut my eyes and thought of anyone but Tommy lee ****in Jones!. However, that's all I could think of so just went with it.....
Did I tell you guys she had a nice booty?...
I went to a bar after work today and started freakin drinkin like a real ****in drunk. Anyways, 6-7 drinks later Ive had enough and I make my way home. I take a train and then bus ride to were I live. On the bus, I scope out this semi hot chick that Ive already seen a coulpe times before and start to chat her up.
Well, to make a not so long story short(I dont feel like typing) me and this alledgedly hot chick end up in my apartment making out and then ****ing like 2 high school kids on the senior prom.
****, let me describe this chick to you guys and girls; she's puerto rican older chick in her mid 30's, build like a "brick ****house" meaning she's tall, thick and has a 'booty to die for' and has a nice, but petit set of **** to complement everything.
So far so ****in good? Well, I **** the 'bejesus' out of her and love every second of it....well, maybe not every second of it. Here's the kicker:
I described her hot body but failed to describe her face...Her face was 'pock marked and manly' like actor Tommy Lee Jones! So, even though I was drunk(and still am), I wasn't that drunk and everytime I looked at her face it was like ****ing Tommy Lee Jones!..
It started to get so unbearable, and kinda hilarious, I shut my eyes and thought of anyone but Tommy lee ****in Jones!. However, that's all I could think of so just went with it.....
Did I tell you guys she had a nice booty?...
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