The typical Boxingscene posters day

[platinummatt!]

I squatted one of Nasa's rockets, then ****** the female population of wherever the hell the Nasa base is. But I only hit the 8s 9s and 10s, and the odd lucky 7

[Shanus]

I'm 6'3, have Oxford scholar knowledge, undefeated in street fighting and hung like an elephant.

[Jim_Davis]

I'm 6'3, have Oxford scholar knowledge, undefeated in street fighting and hung like an elephant.

Shanus quit describing me.

[Shanus]

Shanus quit describing me.

You're right, I should quit pretending.

[KingDosia]

You're right, I should quit pretending.

Besides Shanus You are more like 6'8" and would make a stallion cry.

[CletusVanDamme]

FYI Fellas I kicked the **** out of both of those bikers and one may have pissed himself. I then had a threesome with their two ol ladies that came to watch. I got a blow job from their fifteen year old babysitter while the ladies were teaching her to suck ****. They then offered my a thousand dollars to lick up my own cum, but my offer to **** Rosie O'Donnell for a 100K may still be on the table. Wait a second some guy is at my door................................. Okay I just kicked the **** out of some bodybuilder that may or may not have made an antisemitic statement. Time for my nap since I have a blond coming over in a bit and a 2 am booty call scheduled after my late night sparring ends.

[American_Ninja]

I was woke up by the sound of ****ing on my front door, it was the Hells Angels. I tried to reason with them, but since I had ****ed all their biker bitches last night. they wanted to hear nothing. So I picked out the leaders, KO'd both with one punch, my weak hand of course. The rest left their bikes and ran off down the road.

[phallus]

I was woke up by the sound of ****ing on my front door, it was the Hells Angels. I tried to reason with them, but since I had ****ed all their biker bitches last night. they wanted to hear nothing. So I picked out the leaders, KO'd both with one punch, my weak hand of course. The rest left their bikes and ran off down the road.

they left the ***** too, so i ****** all their chicks, and their chicks mothers and even the hot GILFs.

[Dr.Depravity]

LOL that was some funny ****.