New Oscar category?

[-Antonio-]

Salma Hayek has an unbelievable body. Isnt she in her 40s?!

[BuddyChacon]

It's a nice idea, but I'm just about to eat my dinner and I've seen Kathy whatserface's ****.

Surely Katie Holmes + Kelly Brook > all of the nominees?

Oh, and don't Kate Winslet's **** vary in quality from film to film?

You guys sure eat supper late as hell at night. What time do you go to bed if you eat at 9 at night? Don't tell me you wouldn't **** Bates am I the only one.

You guys sure eat supper late as hell at night. What time do you go to bed if you eat at 9 at night? Don't tell me you wouldn't **** Bates am I the only one.

I ordered from a new Curry House (2Tough's emporium it's called) and the ****s are late.