I dunno why, just felt like doing it. I suppose there's a bit of, oh man we missed out, to share. A lot of my favorite games today I did not own as a child and a lot of the games I used to think of as best on a system I no longer hold so highly.
Atari- **** Atari
Amiga: Savage. I still love the music and even though the animations are **** to not even there I still enjoy playing. It's a side scrolling platformer, then a scrolling shooter, and finally a tank-like doomish shooter. Would love a remake. Been trying on OpenBor myself but I suck. I'll try on OpenSurge soon. I owned this as a kid which is probably why I'm still into it. Savage was my first video game period.
NES: Holy Diver. I never have and never will play this game with it's music audible. I turn on Dio, and throw in some covers and ****, listen to the song the whole ****ing time. Side scrolling shooter like MegaMan except you are Randy ****ing Rhodes shooting fireballs at demons. ****ing metal. Found online in my teens. I even dumped a ***** over this game in HS.
TurboGrafx: Spatterhouse, easily. If you even knew about this system back in the day then **** you. I felt so cheated when I first learned of TG16. I was in a town with a population under 2k. I didn't know **** all about no TG.
Gensis: Sonic the ****ing Hedgehog and **** you if yer not down with the og of attitude. Owned this of course. Own every Sonic but there's nothing like the first time. MegaMan X in Sonic 2 is my favorite hack. Mega just ****s Sonic world up, way too badass for the badniks.
SNES: Gunman's Proof. **** Zelda man. Name your boy Tom Sawyer and go shoot **** in ye olden westy 'merica. Found this one online a few years back. It's fun as ****. I like all those top down action games. More arcadey ones like Gaunlet to straight up story all the damn time like Mana, love them all, Gunman's Proof is the funnest.
Playstation: FF7, because as an adult I love the PS too much to pick one, but, as a kid, chocobo racing my dude. I ****ing owned that **** then was disappointing until ff14. I got that, got to 60, breed my bird, owned that too and got bored no one was even close. I was a red mage. Kid me spent countless hours racing races I knew I'd win just because I loved the idea. Most my replays stopped after I dominated the saucer again.
N64: Star Fox 64. Needs no justifcation. The N64 ******, it still sucks, it's just a **** console with **** games. Mario? Dude, playstation had Soul Reaver, kiss my ass. Golden Eye? ****ing boring. Smash was cool, Mario Kart was cool, Star Fox was and is the best though. Didn't own N64 but friends did. I hardly emulate this POS too.
Saturn: Shinobi X. Did I just cut that dude in half and send blood at the screen? ****ing **** yes I did. This game is magnificent. Terrible FMVs, beautiful 2d world. I never owned a saturn.
Dreamcast: Jet Grind Radio. Greatest system ever, greatest game ever, don't give a **** about any set. They changed it to grind because it's a cooler word you lame ass nerds. 'course I owned this.
PS2: GTASA duh. Greatest GTA to date. Owned it.
Xbox: KOTOR2 Only Jedi/Sith more powerful than anything the movies will ever touch on is the Exile. Dumped a ***** in HS over this one too. Fable is probably the one I have most solo hours in. Halo I didn't get the big deal but my friends loved it so I played a ****load of that too. KOTOR2 was the most interesting.
GameCube: Smash Bros. I have brothers, we played a ****load. My older used Shiek, younger opts for Samus, I use Link. Owned them all except N64 but my dude did.
360: Skylanders, my brother had a son who was the right age at the time and I wasn't playing games anymore so it's really about all I know on 360. I enjoyed playing it with him.
PS3: My nephew liked Sly alot.
Wii: Smash again
PS4: The Sony Smash rip off whose name I forget
Xbox One: Never played it. I don't even think exclusives and port differences are a thing anymore though. Not that this was exclusives it's just hard for me to separate One from 4. Played a lot of Skylanders on both and little else.
WiiU: Smash again.
Switch: Smash...duh.
I ran out of steam after Sonic.
Atari- **** Atari
Amiga: Savage. I still love the music and even though the animations are **** to not even there I still enjoy playing. It's a side scrolling platformer, then a scrolling shooter, and finally a tank-like doomish shooter. Would love a remake. Been trying on OpenBor myself but I suck. I'll try on OpenSurge soon. I owned this as a kid which is probably why I'm still into it. Savage was my first video game period.
NES: Holy Diver. I never have and never will play this game with it's music audible. I turn on Dio, and throw in some covers and ****, listen to the song the whole ****ing time. Side scrolling shooter like MegaMan except you are Randy ****ing Rhodes shooting fireballs at demons. ****ing metal. Found online in my teens. I even dumped a ***** over this game in HS.
TurboGrafx: Spatterhouse, easily. If you even knew about this system back in the day then **** you. I felt so cheated when I first learned of TG16. I was in a town with a population under 2k. I didn't know **** all about no TG.
Gensis: Sonic the ****ing Hedgehog and **** you if yer not down with the og of attitude. Owned this of course. Own every Sonic but there's nothing like the first time. MegaMan X in Sonic 2 is my favorite hack. Mega just ****s Sonic world up, way too badass for the badniks.
SNES: Gunman's Proof. **** Zelda man. Name your boy Tom Sawyer and go shoot **** in ye olden westy 'merica. Found this one online a few years back. It's fun as ****. I like all those top down action games. More arcadey ones like Gaunlet to straight up story all the damn time like Mana, love them all, Gunman's Proof is the funnest.
Playstation: FF7, because as an adult I love the PS too much to pick one, but, as a kid, chocobo racing my dude. I ****ing owned that **** then was disappointing until ff14. I got that, got to 60, breed my bird, owned that too and got bored no one was even close. I was a red mage. Kid me spent countless hours racing races I knew I'd win just because I loved the idea. Most my replays stopped after I dominated the saucer again.
N64: Star Fox 64. Needs no justifcation. The N64 ******, it still sucks, it's just a **** console with **** games. Mario? Dude, playstation had Soul Reaver, kiss my ass. Golden Eye? ****ing boring. Smash was cool, Mario Kart was cool, Star Fox was and is the best though. Didn't own N64 but friends did. I hardly emulate this POS too.
Saturn: Shinobi X. Did I just cut that dude in half and send blood at the screen? ****ing **** yes I did. This game is magnificent. Terrible FMVs, beautiful 2d world. I never owned a saturn.
Dreamcast: Jet Grind Radio. Greatest system ever, greatest game ever, don't give a **** about any set. They changed it to grind because it's a cooler word you lame ass nerds. 'course I owned this.
PS2: GTASA duh. Greatest GTA to date. Owned it.
Xbox: KOTOR2 Only Jedi/Sith more powerful than anything the movies will ever touch on is the Exile. Dumped a ***** in HS over this one too. Fable is probably the one I have most solo hours in. Halo I didn't get the big deal but my friends loved it so I played a ****load of that too. KOTOR2 was the most interesting.
GameCube: Smash Bros. I have brothers, we played a ****load. My older used Shiek, younger opts for Samus, I use Link. Owned them all except N64 but my dude did.
360: Skylanders, my brother had a son who was the right age at the time and I wasn't playing games anymore so it's really about all I know on 360. I enjoyed playing it with him.
PS3: My nephew liked Sly alot.
Wii: Smash again
PS4: The Sony Smash rip off whose name I forget
Xbox One: Never played it. I don't even think exclusives and port differences are a thing anymore though. Not that this was exclusives it's just hard for me to separate One from 4. Played a lot of Skylanders on both and little else.
WiiU: Smash again.
Switch: Smash...duh.
I ran out of steam after Sonic.
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