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    Nintendo 'Revolution' renamed to "Wii"

    "GAME MAKER Nintendo has decided that its fairly coolly named 'Revolution' console prototype will be known as Wii when it hits the shops.

    We first thought that at least the name would be pronounced 'weye', as in Weye Pod, and not as some commentators have suggested 'wee' because that would be really taking the pith.

    But alas, with a complete straight face, the marketing department of Nintendo has really opted for the word that in Scotland means 'small' and in the UK means 'to urinate'.

    The reason that they have come to this conclusion is that the Nintendo marketing department tells us the name is meant to emphasise that "this console is for everyone". Well everyone does have a wee at sometime we suppose.

    Perrin Kaplan, Vice President of Marketing and Corporate Affairs for Nintendo of America told CNN that all the other consoles have an extension of their current names; Nintendo's Wii is a new leap to something different. Yep a whole list of embarrassing headlines.

    "A lot of thought went into the name". Well you always think of having a Wii when you have had a skinful so perhaps they should have let him go along with the daft wally who rubber stamped it.

    "Wii can easily be remembered by people around the world, no matter what language they speak," the company said in its flash presentation of the name. "No confusion. No need to abbreviate". Nope we have to admit a Wii is a Wii no matter what you call it.

    The unusual spelling is meant to symbolize both the unique controllers and the image of people gathering to play.

    A marketing spokesman said that criticism was not unexpected, given Wii's uniqueness. I for one will look forward to Nintendo's number follow up portable console f-ART, which will mimic the design of the artistic Apple."

    Nice one Nintendo.

    #2
    what the **** revolution was the coolest name for a console ever

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      #3
      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD
      what the **** revolution was the coolest name for a console ever
      I read nintendo dosent actually own the trademark "Wii" so it might change...I guess.

      We think Nintendo is setting you all up to be Punk’d at E3, generating a massive amount of positive buzz when the scam and the real new name are announced.

      Given that their video game audience is the same demographic as Punk’d, the whole campaign is perversely elegant. Except of course for failing to make the illusion complete by registering a TM for Wii.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mech.
        I read nintendo dosent actually own the trademark "Wii" so it might change...I guess.
        wii had better be a joke honestly

        either the sony execs have nintendo chairmen at gunpoint or the whole of nintendo have all had breakdowns trying to compete with sony

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          #5
          I dont want to sound like 13yr old but that "wii" sound ***in *****.

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            #6
            WTF! 'Wii!'

            Revoloution sounds much better.

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              #7
              wii is gay. revolution is gay. they should name it nintendo "evolution"

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                #8
                im not asking the clerk where i can take a wii

                nintendo did this to prove they are not trying to compete with sony or microsoft

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                  #9
                  yeah with that sorta name aint no 1 going to buy 1

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                    #10
                    Playstation KO1 Nintendo


                    The original 8-bit nintendo is better than gamecube imo. A TON of classic games, and an easy to use controller. Not greater technically or graphically, from an entertainment value point of view. I think I'm gonna pull the old NES out this weekend. Play some ****ing "Trog"

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