to prevent users from continually embarrassing themselves, I am creating this educational thread to teach new (and old, lol) posters how to score a professional boxing match
let the lesson begin...
1.) the groundwork:
before we can arm you with the knowledge that you will need to survive in the cutthroat world of professional judging, we need to ensure that any incorrect perceptions are thoroughly removed from your mindset
strictly perform the following steps in order.....
* strip naked
* stand in front of a mirror
* hit yourself on the chin with the very best uppercut you can throw
* repeat the last step until exhausted, or until you can no longer see
2.) the cleansing:
* stand in front of a mirror
* repeat the following sentence 1000x, standing on 1 foot
" landed punches are NOT official scoring criteria in a professional boxing match "
* repeat that sentence 1000x more, standing on the other foot
3.) building the foundation:
you are now ready to receive valuable information that will enable you to discuss boxing with your peers without looking like a total ***wit...
a boxing match is judged using the following criteria, NOTHING else...
* clean hard punching
* effective aggression
* ring generalship
* defence
4.) the lesson:
watch the following video repeatedly... if it takes 1000x, then so be it..... do NOT stop watching that video until you either..... 1) feel sick, because you realize how ****** you are..... 2) hate boxing more than anything else in the world..... either is fine
5.) the summary:
talking rubbish about something you know nothing about, cannot be viewed as anything other than childish ret4rdation
you guys who ran around criticizing the opinions of professional judges, professional fighters, and boxing insiders..... but then immediately proved that you know nothing about boxing..... are truly special
I hope you feel as ****** as you look
let the lesson begin...
1.) the groundwork:
before we can arm you with the knowledge that you will need to survive in the cutthroat world of professional judging, we need to ensure that any incorrect perceptions are thoroughly removed from your mindset
strictly perform the following steps in order.....
* strip naked
* stand in front of a mirror
* hit yourself on the chin with the very best uppercut you can throw
* repeat the last step until exhausted, or until you can no longer see
2.) the cleansing:
* stand in front of a mirror
* repeat the following sentence 1000x, standing on 1 foot
" landed punches are NOT official scoring criteria in a professional boxing match "
* repeat that sentence 1000x more, standing on the other foot
3.) building the foundation:
you are now ready to receive valuable information that will enable you to discuss boxing with your peers without looking like a total ***wit...
a boxing match is judged using the following criteria, NOTHING else...
* clean hard punching
* effective aggression
* ring generalship
* defence
4.) the lesson:
watch the following video repeatedly... if it takes 1000x, then so be it..... do NOT stop watching that video until you either..... 1) feel sick, because you realize how ****** you are..... 2) hate boxing more than anything else in the world..... either is fine
5.) the summary:
talking rubbish about something you know nothing about, cannot be viewed as anything other than childish ret4rdation
you guys who ran around criticizing the opinions of professional judges, professional fighters, and boxing insiders..... but then immediately proved that you know nothing about boxing..... are truly special
I hope you feel as ****** as you look
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