Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

[platinummatt]

A bear?! WHAT no way its skins probably WAY to thick.

[Alibata]

This is dumb. A gorilla will easily kill Mike Tyson, George Foreman or any other human. A full grown male chimpanzee would **** Tyson up let alone a 400+ pound gorilla. They said that chimps are 6-7 times stronger than a an average man, imagine a gorilla. A grizzly bear would easily whoop a gorilla and can weigh over 1k lbs so breaking it's ribs would be impossible by a human.

[hollister]

Yeah Tunney's a real intellectual. He drops a guy with a body shot that his trainer said was strong as a gorrilla, so he ponders the possibility of actually fighting a gorrilla. You notice he never actually "got the chance" to fight one himself, but he's more than willing to put someone else up against one lol

[MickyHatton]

even if mike punched it a 100 times he aint doing ****

this is how it goes

mike strolls in with a swagger and the gorillas become aware and defensive

he gets within 10 ft of the pack and the adult male charges him and knocks him down

mike attempts to fight back ( if layed still he would've survived)

the gorilla beats him about his body and breaks a few bones eventually crushing his head

mike tyson dies

the end!

LOL

Yep that about sums up what would have happened.

A silverback apart from the obvious physical advantages is a wild animal and would easily have destroyed Mike Tyson or any unarmed man for that matter, they have been known to tear limbs off people in the past so why would he want to get in a cage with one let alone try and knock it out? ****in idiot!

[Alibata]

[Piggu]

Gorilla wins by Death in the first round.

[Kid Achilles]

The gorilla would kill Tyson due to it's superhuman strength, muscle mass, and bone density but people on this thread are greatly exaggerating it's size. Gorillas weigh close to 400 pounds on average, usually less than that. A 600 pound gorilla is an anomaly and the heaviest recorded gorilla in history was 638 pounds. I don't think thousand pound gorillas have existed since prehistoric times.

[catskills23]

Yeah Tunney's a real intellectual. He drops a guy with a body shot that his trainer said was strong as a gorrilla, so he ponders the possibility of actually fighting a gorrilla. You notice he never actually "got the chance" to fight one himself, but he's more than willing to put someone else up against one lol

Tunney was one of the greatest boxers of all time and he knows more about boxing than any of you . The fact of the matter gorilla and bears as tunney said have a spine and nerves and can be knocked out . Tunney proved it when he got a boxer to fight a bear and told the boxer to hit him in the ribs . The boxer did that and he crippled the bear with body shots and the bear ran away.

[simsimma]

NO way the Gorrilla would murder tyson.

[oldgringo]

lmao...."GET A TRANQUILIZER GUN!!!"