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    #461
    There isn't a human being on the planet capable of even hurting a gorilla with a punch.

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      #462
      People actually debating this.

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        #463
        Chimpanzees have very dense and long muscle fibers, humans have softer and smaller fibers. Even if a chimp looks small and skinny, its little muscles are actually stronger than a human who is five times its size.

        A gorilla is like a huge chimp. They could smash up cars and tear off the arms of a human if they wanted to.

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          #464
          Originally posted by valero View Post
          Chimpanzees have very dense and long muscle fibers, humans have softer and smaller fibers. Even if a chimp looks small and skinny, its little muscles are actually stronger than a human who is five times its size.

          A gorilla is like a huge chimp. They could smash up cars and tear off the arms of a human if they wanted to.
          You're assuming the gorilla would be able to grab Mike, and that's where you're mistaken. It's safe to presume that the gorilla would've likely never even seen footspeed, handspeed, or head movement the likes of which Tyson possessed.

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            #465
            the gorilla has been watching film on Mike and thinks that he will come in with his classic bob and weave high pressure tactic, but Mike actually walks in the cage and is fleetfooted and circles the gorilla with double and triple jabs. Mike then goes into his bob and weave technique and lands a thundersous uppercut.. Mike KO1 2:23 in the first round.

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              #466
              Now that I've read every post in this thread & got in a months worth of laughter it's now time for the rhino thread. Think I even managed to tone up the 6 pack a little from that. This thread should never, ever be allowed to die. catskills23 should be made a legend.

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                #467
                A mere whiff from Magilla's breath would have Mike puking, defecating, and urinating on himself




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                  #468
                  who has the gorilla even fought? tyson inside 5

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                    #469
                    Who ever revived this 6 year old thread.... thank you so much. Catskills23 was a nut job but a troll too (I hope). Still a fantasticly hilarious read, that was refreshing after reading the awful hate bashing in every other thread today.

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                      #470
                      goto 1:17.... its basically tyson vs gorilla right there.

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