Dumbest/Funniest excuses you heard from fighters or their fan base?

[UTEP]

Bobby Pac - 'It was a good punch, I shouldn't have been disqualified'






Manny Pac- The reason I lost the first fight with Morales was because I did not have my gloves of CLITORIS.

[Reloaded]

Why do you hit the space bar before a comma? Makes no sense.

I got big fingers .

[Jam Jars]

the unforgettable Mike Tyson...



if it ws true then fair play but still funny as hell.

What part a vertebrae?

Tyson - Spinal

That part always cracks me up.

[Jam Jars]

Eubank- Collins 1 - Collins was hypnotised to throw 2 punches to every 1 of Eubanks.

Eubanks was actually afraid before the fight saying Collins was basically cheating. LOL

[Mr. Fantastic]

Nationalistic Cotto fans - It was steroids and when it was debunked it was plaster. I don't care how much logic is in favor of not using it. I go because I love Cotto and the flag he bears. Margarito cheated the first fight.


Flomos - He doesn't have to fight him, he beats him anyways. Floyd GOAT!!

[whoelibits]

It's not an excuse, but somewhat related, this one of Mike Tyson always made me laugh:

It's like he'd been living with Scottish people for a few weeks and picked up one of their phrases!

[Jam Jars]

Bobby Pac - 'It was a good punch, I shouldn't have been disqualified'

So you feel you weren't treated fairly here tonight?

Bobby Pac - Yeah, i feel good

[TysonBomb]

Anything the *****ko sisters claim as well as their psychotic, feeble minded fans

Pac and his ******ed fans claiming that a sock cost him a fight

[Visceral]

Clottey claiming diarrhea against Manny. Diarrhea robbed him of the ability to throw any punches.

[Fighting_Pride]

kinda funny, pacquiao claimed he lost to morales coz they took blood for the drug screening which made him physically week. since then, pacquiao has become very superstitious with his training methods