Boxing Jokes thread

[Fury4daWIN]

What do Tony Thompson and osteoporosis have in common?

They both break old ladies' hips.

[Fury4daWIN]

Why is Roy Jones banned from the National Gallery?

Because he loves to taste the canvas.

[Box-Office]

Victor Ortiz had a lot to drink one evening.

Bartender: That's it Victor you've had enough.

Ortiz: Quits on the stool

[Trinidad_Fan]

Ref to Yusef Mack in the pre-fight instructions:

"No low blows.... or blowing of any kind. Vaseline is to be applied to the face only. Clinching is acceptable.... humping is not. And son.... lose the kneepads."

[Fury4daWIN]

James Toney goes to the doctor's complaining of dizziness and memory loss. The doctor sits him down and tells him he's going to ask him a series of questions about Andre Ward.

"Hold on," says James. "Who's Andre Ward?"

The doctor pauses a moment, then scrunches up the list he was going to ask him.

"Never mind," he says. "You're perfectly fine."

[Trinidad_Fan]

Version II:

James Toney goes to the doctor's complaining of dizziness and memory loss.

However, the doctor does not have a "Slur-ese to English" dictionary and tells Toney to go home.


Version III:

James Toney goes to the doctor's complaining of dizziness and memory loss.

However, on the way to the doctor's he passes a McDonald's and forgets about his memory loss. Goes through the drive-thru and orders 14 Big Macs with fries and a dozen shakes instead.

[mick1303]

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other (Jack Handey)

[BrometheusBob.]

Paul Williams walks into a bar....

Oh wait, no he doesn't.

Cold blooded