Wlad becomes a rapper

[jabsRstiff]

Girls love my magic stick, bro. I dont need help in that department.

The only thing magic about your lil' stick is the way it makes women DISAPPEAR.

[BLOODSHED]

How do you know I have a 'lil stick"?

[Pno]

sounds like the all too common
"girls like my big ****, I'm from the ******, I'm hard, my dad makes lots of money, I have a nice car"




heed the words that I have offered you young one. Seek goodness in things that will never change.
your **** will get you in trouble, your balls will shrivel, age absorbs beauty, your location is temporary, hardness isn't a good trait, parents pass away, money can be taken away, cars crash..

[BLOODSHED]

^^^What a racist bastard.

[jabsRstiff]

How do you know I have a 'lil stick"?

Braided hair & a long nose = lil' ****.

Ask your doctor father about this oddity in human anatomy. He'll confirm it.

[BLOODSHED]

Youre making perfect sense (sarcasm). Just trying to put salt in my game.

[Pno]

^^^What a racist bastard.

who and how?

[jabsRstiff]

Nash....

I hope you braid the hairs that are coming out of that killer schnozz of yours.

[BLOODSHED]

I'm thinking about getting some dreads... I met this jamaican dude that does them. Sold me some incense.

[GranTorino]

My ass they're a doctor. If I'm sick I'm running away from someone with a PhD. Its funny cause now psychologists are trying to get laws passed so they can prescribe medicine like MDs. Nope, PhD just means they can talk to their "patients".

Did I mention MDs make a lot of money and PhDs dont?

Im not really sure it's possible for you to be any more clueless.