This reminds me of Floyd/Manny situation.

[Albo Dakkid]

lol good story

[kadyo's]

My 2nd year of highschool ,I met a girl named Tanya. She was sweet, kind and a diehard christian.
At the time we knew we clicked, but we never made the move to be a couple. We fooled around a few times, but as kids we knew our time would come one day. I never heard a bad thing about Tanya, everybody seemed to like her.

After highschool, we went our seperate ways. Me to the service, and she went off to college.
Well years later, I ended up seeing Tanya again. I was at the club with my boys and there she was.

Now Tanya was thick (not fat at all) back in the day, this Tanya was slim. I asked my boy "Hey is that Tanya?" He said "Yes, but I don't think you should get involed. She seems wild, and probably has something."
That's just a rumor, not one person can/has confirmed that..

After a few drinks I stepped to her, and we had a ball the rest of the night.
We came back to my place, fooled around a lil bit.
Now it was time to gun her down.
So we went to the room, got naked and everything was good.
I went to my stash, grabbed a rubber and she asked "Why do you need that, we never used them before"..............................................

I was shocked!
All the rumors and red flags started to make sense now. With all the things people can catch now, she wants to go raw dogg?
I don't know where she's been, and who she's been with. And she does'nt know where I've been, and who I've been with.

She showed no concern about her safety nor mine, and that messed me up....
Now the odds are better that the rumors might be true, she may have something. But we are still hot and ready, so she comes up with the Idea (Put the condom on when it's time to bust)?????
That defeats the purpose rite?

The mood was broken, I took heer home and that was it. She called the next day, and said she felt offended that I felt I needed a rubber with her.
I explained the situation to her, but she was still offended.

But after a week or so, we decided that our vibe was still strong. She wanted to try an excusive relationship.
We both went and got tested, both came out clean. We used rubbers for our first year and a half till all was clear.

Now we are married with 2 kids (13 years)

That story kinda reminds me of Floyd and Mannys situation...

Do Pac fans wear rubbers?

did you ask her favorite fighter is?

[jonesy]

this has to be a yesir alt

that's what i was thinking!

[Pullcounter]

My 2nd year of highschool ,I met a girl named Tanya. She was sweet, kind and a diehard christian.
At the time we knew we clicked, but we never made the move to be a couple. We fooled around a few times, but as kids we knew our time would come one day. I never heard a bad thing about Tanya, everybody seemed to like her.

After highschool, we went our seperate ways. Me to the service, and she went off to college.
Well years later, I ended up seeing Tanya again. I was at the club with my boys and there she was.

Now Tanya was thick (not fat at all) back in the day, this Tanya was slim. I asked my boy "Hey is that Tanya?" He said "Yes, but I don't think you should get involed. She seems wild, and probably has something."
That's just a rumor, not one person can/has confirmed that..

After a few drinks I stepped to her, and we had a ball the rest of the night.
We came back to my place, fooled around a lil bit.
Now it was time to gun her down.
So we went to the room, got naked and everything was good.
I went to my stash, grabbed a rubber and she asked "Why do you need that, we never used them before"..............................................

I was shocked!
All the rumors and red flags started to make sense now. With all the things people can catch now, she wants to go raw dogg?
I don't know where she's been, and who she's been with. And she does'nt know where I've been, and who I've been with.

She showed no concern about her safety nor mine, and that messed me up....
Now the odds are better that the rumors might be true, she may have something. But we are still hot and ready, so she comes up with the Idea (Put the condom on when it's time to bust)?????
That defeats the purpose rite?

The mood was broken, I took heer home and that was it. She called the next day, and said she felt offended that I felt I needed a rubber with her.
I explained the situation to her, but she was still offended.

But after a week or so, we decided that our vibe was still strong. She wanted to try an excusive relationship.
We both went and got tested, both came out clean. We used rubbers for our first year and a half till all was clear.

Now we are married with 2 kids (13 years)

That story kinda reminds me of Floyd and Mannys situation...

Do Pac fans wear rubbers?

here's a better fake analogy:

in middle school, you were terrorizing the 6th grade. then one day you decided to challenge the biggest baddest 8th grader. you told him to meet you behind the bleachers for a rumble. but before the 8th grader would accept a fight with you, you had to beat up the 3 toughest 7th graders first. you beat all of them up, then told your friend to tell the 8th grader's friend to tell the 8th grader to show up at the bleachers. when you get to the bleachers after school, the 8th grader isn't there. the next day you confront the 8th grader about ducking the fight, he says "what there were no negotiations. I'm not fighting anymore."

you shrug and go fight the 2nd baddest 8th grader, while the baddest 8th grader gets on the news for beating his mother at KFC, causing trouble with the security at the local mall, and beating up his girlfriend and stealing her iphone.

[cixthree]

lemme guess her ******* felt like bags of sand, thats how ******* feel..... right?

LMFAO........... I love that movie. How about the old Indian guy giving *** advice, that part killed me

[cixthree]

here's a better fake analogy:

in middle school, you were terrorizing the 6th grade. then one day you decided to challenge the biggest baddest 8th grader. you told him to meet you behind the bleachers for a rumble. but before the 8th grader would accept a fight with you, you had to beat up the 3 toughest 7th graders first. you beat all of them up, then told your friend to tell the 8th grader's friend to tell the 8th grader to show up at the bleachers. when you get to the bleachers after school, the 8th grader isn't there. the next day you confront the 8th grader about ducking the fight, he says "what there were no negotiations. I'm not fighting anymore."

you shrug and go fight the 2nd baddest 8th grader, while the baddest 8th grader gets on the news for beating his mother at KFC, causing trouble with the security at the local mall, and beating up his girlfriend and stealing her iphone.

Way off dude...... lol.. Just like a Turd, twist and ad to the story.... but good one, even if you're still mad at daddy he still loves you

[DARKSEID]

lmao @ yesir's alt

[cixthree]

did you ask her favorite fighter is?

She's a RJJ fan

[cixthree]

so you think of PAC and PBF when you're about to **** a fat girl



sorry ass *****s

LOL, no.... I think of your mom giving me the Velvet Rope................ Man I love it when your mom takes her teeth out to pleasure me

[Pullcounter]

Way off dude...... lol.. Just like a Turd, twist and ad to the story.... but good one, even if you're still mad at daddy he still loves you

how about this one:

you were hanging out at the mall. then you saw an japanese chick. you walk up to her and ask "who's more populuar in japan, mayweather or pacquiao."