The ***** Scriptures
~Thou shall praise how exciting Floyd is OUTSIDE the ring. This shall nullifyeth his painful eyesores inside the ring. This shall provide ye ammunition against fans of fighters more exciting & captivating than floyd.
~Thou shall praise Floyd's ppv numbers & high rated 24/7 shows. This shall hold ye steady in the tough daily enviromental NSB battles.
~Thou shall praise Floyd's undefeated record. It is the alpha & omega. It is the life force, the heart & soul, the foundation of the ***** tabernacles. It make any hypothetical fantasy match up win possible. Protect at all cost just as Floyd has protected the record at all cost.
~Thou shall denigrate/discredit/dismiss any fighter that challenges Floyd's greatness. Ye shall know this if a fighter is 2 weight classes above or below floyd. Immediately begin operations when above fighter reaches #5 p4p status.
~Thou shall start bending the rules of arithmetic. Decades shall be extended to deny awarding a fighter not named Floyd Fighter of the decade awards. 2000-2009 is not a decade.
~Floyd has neverth ducketh a opponent. It is thee opponents that ducekth him because of their low ppv ratings, losses, & lack of attraction. You will showeth thee video of the floyd video where floyd calling out fighters & ye shall translate those words over at NSB as official fight negotiating offers. Ye will make up fight dates, fight locations, fight weights, & fight purses in order to defendeth the video of floyd calling out fighters.
~Thou shall go to clubs full of beautiful women & d**** your arms instead around men while throwing fake hundred dollar bills & claim to be worth 600 million dollars then 200 million dollars while at the same time not being able to pay your taxes, have your cars reposessed, & not able to pay the trash man.
~In the name of roger, senior, junior, & prophet ellerbe. Amen.~
~Thou shall praise Floyd's ppv numbers & high rated 24/7 shows. This shall hold ye steady in the tough daily enviromental NSB battles.
~Thou shall praise Floyd's undefeated record. It is the alpha & omega. It is the life force, the heart & soul, the foundation of the ***** tabernacles. It make any hypothetical fantasy match up win possible. Protect at all cost just as Floyd has protected the record at all cost.
~Thou shall denigrate/discredit/dismiss any fighter that challenges Floyd's greatness. Ye shall know this if a fighter is 2 weight classes above or below floyd. Immediately begin operations when above fighter reaches #5 p4p status.
~Thou shall start bending the rules of arithmetic. Decades shall be extended to deny awarding a fighter not named Floyd Fighter of the decade awards. 2000-2009 is not a decade.
~Floyd has neverth ducketh a opponent. It is thee opponents that ducekth him because of their low ppv ratings, losses, & lack of attraction. You will showeth thee video of the floyd video where floyd calling out fighters & ye shall translate those words over at NSB as official fight negotiating offers. Ye will make up fight dates, fight locations, fight weights, & fight purses in order to defendeth the video of floyd calling out fighters.
~Thou shall go to clubs full of beautiful women & d**** your arms instead around men while throwing fake hundred dollar bills & claim to be worth 600 million dollars then 200 million dollars while at the same time not being able to pay your taxes, have your cars reposessed, & not able to pay the trash man.
~In the name of roger, senior, junior, & prophet ellerbe. Amen.~
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