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    #21
    I'd like to see the Round Card Girls get more involved. Maybe they give lapdances to the fighter who is winning between rounds.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Butterball View Post
      2. Women's boxing to involve ***. I dunno about you, but if I watched women's boxing where the winner got to do the loser with a strap on then I'd record that 24/7.
      Something like this exists already. It's MMA instead of boxing though

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        #23
        Maybe who's winning should get a blowie in between rounds? That would add some drama because they'll be too tired to fight afterwards.

        Here's another idea - if a ref calls a slip or a KD and the instant replay shows he got the call wrong he gets butt ****d by a pig.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Butterball View Post
          Maybe who's winning should get a blowie in between rounds? That would add some drama because they'll be too tired to fight afterwards.

          Here's another idea - if a ref calls a slip or a KD and the instant replay shows he got the call wrong he gets butt ****d by a pig.
          Nah, it should be in the eyes. For not seeing it...

          (That's the nastiest **** I've typed in a while.)

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            #25
            Maybe he should be shot in the head and a pit bull could **** the bullet hole?

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              #26
              I think what should happen, is that after a fighter starts to take a bit of punishment. He's at his lowest ebb, his body is battered, his will is being broken - a man comes in and farts directly in his face.

              A real stinky fart to. One of those ones that you can make yourself and it even pisses you off and you're the one who made it - as it stinks so much, and lingers for ages. That type of fart that fills your lungs and makes you dry-retch a little.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Butterball View Post
                Maybe he should be shot in the head and a pit bull could **** the bullet hole?
                As long as there's an experienced cutman present to stop the bleeding, then fine.

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                  #28
                  It's certainly a POV.

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                    #29
                    Haha, I think the cat would become iconic and a staple in the sport, like Michael Buffer.

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