Shifty Fisheyed prick and his pet Duck Dubois trying to pull a fast one on Oilskin Parker

[RingoKid]

So Sniffles Dubois shat his pants at the thought facing Parker!

...and rather than reschedule, or let Usyk fulfil his mando v Parker, or his own from the gift belt he never earnt, he's got fisheyed Frank to lodge a petition for unification.

Fück that is some weak sauce pu$$y ass bullshït.

The big dumb speshal kid needs to grow a pair and either fight Parker or stand in line and fight the winner of Usyk/Parker.

And what's Usyk doing ? Calling out Sniffles cos he's the same easy beat he forced to take a knee rather than test himself against the last man standing from his era...Joseph Parker.

[adamjones]

So Sniffles Dubois shat his pants at the thought facing Parker!

...and rather than reschedule, or let Usyk fulfil his mando v Parker, or his own from the gift belt he never earnt, he's got fisheyed Frank to lodge a petition for unification.

Fück that is some weak sauce pu$$y ass bullshït.

The big dumb speshal kid needs to grow a pair and either fight Parker or stand in line and fight the winner of Usyk/Parker.

And what's Usyk doing ? Calling out Sniffles cos he's the same easy beat he forced to take a knee rather than test himself against the last man standing from his era...Joseph Parker.

It seems you're frustrated with the current situation in the heavyweight division, and it's understandable. A lot of fans feel the same way when fighters avoid facing top competition or delay major matchups. Ideally, Sniffles Dubois should either fight Parker or wait for the winner of Usyk/Parker, rather than petitioning for unification. Usyk calling out Dubois may seem like an easy win, but it doesn't reflect the most exciting or competitive path forward for the division. Fans are looking for more decisive action and less politicking in boxing.

[Smash]

he needs a jab for those sniffles, oh wait didnt usyk knock him out with one of these

hes weak sauce alrite didnt fancy oilskin job

[Willow The Wisp]

I too acknowledge the tremendous work that Parker has done since getting laid out by Joyce; and I support his petition for challenging Usyk for the one real world championship, with or without going through Dubois first.

But overall complaints about the activity level among the Heavyweights, I don't understand at all. The division has been Red Hot for awhile now.

Everyone loves to lodge a complaint, for sure. Especially boxing fans. But honestly; if anyone wants to slag boxing based on how the heavyweights are moving along; try being a UFC FAN, where there have been precisely FOUR heavyweight title fights in FOUR YEARS, and all the other action has featured 2nd level fighter-athlete midgets rolling around in their underwear in between their 3rd level boxing.

That's unnecessarily harsh, I know; but let's maintain some perspective.

[Teetotaler23]

Heck of a title lmfao

[niceyboo3]

So Sniffles Dubois shat his pants at the thought facing Parker!

...and rather than reschedule, or let Usyk fulfil his mando v Parker, or his own from the gift belt he never earnt, he's got fisheyed Frank to lodge a petition for unification.

Fück that is some weak sauce pu$$y ass bullshït.

The big dumb speshal kid needs to grow a pair and either fight Parker or stand in line and fight the winner of Usyk/Parker.

And what's Usyk doing ? Calling out Sniffles cos he's the same easy beat he forced to take a knee rather than test himself against the last man standing from his era...Joseph Parker.

Only one poster says oilskin. Welcome back

[RingoKid]

Heck of a title lmfao

I imagine the powers that be on this site would probably tone the title down, that's if they even bothered reporting on Team Sniffles latest shenanigans.

Apologies if they have...

[RingoKid]

Strip Usyk and email Parker the belt.

Parker then fights Dubois. The winner fights Usyk for undisputed.

C'mon, it's not rocket surgery!!!

[ShoulderRoll]

Usyk vs Dubois is a good fight, can’t really complain about that rematch. Especially after Dubois knocking out Anthony Joshua.

[IronDanHamza]

It’s out of either Dubois or Parker’s hands.

Usyk will choose which one of them he fights next and it will likely be the one that makes him the most money.