aARE AMERICANS NOT ASHAMED OF SOME OF THE CHILDREN ON HERE!!

[Hagler★]

now the guy above me is the perfect example of an american that started reading but got distracted by the monster truck rally. the majority of 'hot' women that u call american hav a mix with something else i dont rate the socalled purely american women u speak of.

******s blowin up trains? gangs and violence takin over your inner cities! washington dc anyone? LA? nah im cool id rather ride the train and try my luck then get my throat slit.

people help each other in wars thats what happens, called coalitions, if were wern't in yours the ******s you speak of would not be blowing up oyur trains just yours qnd bear in mind if it was just us troops involved in these conflict how bad do you think your casualties would be?

I COULD GO ON AND ON BUT ITS COOL JUST FINISHED MY 2ND YEAR AT UNI AND I PLAN ON ENJOYING MYSELF INSTEAD OF DEBATING WITH INTELLECTUAL PYGMIES!

[1g5a22]

No.


(added text)

i gathered that

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this thread has proven my point

[1g5a22]

The obesity issue:
Issue? It's only an issue for fat people. None of whom are in BOXING or the MILITARY. BOTH of which we beat the piss out of you guys at.
The gap between richer and poorer is wider than ever:
Just like 80% of your nations teeth. Dentist much? Ever?
New orleans:
Was hit by a hurricaine? wtf are you even trying to say here?
Your economy stinks:
Yea. It really sucks not invading and colonizing other countries to support ours. Maybe we should start with you. I am sure it would be an amazing 45 minute war.
You elect the intellectual equivalent of a nat as leader:
YES. WE ELECT. It's called DEMOCRACY and its WHY YOU DONT SPEAK FREAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW. =)
Your exports are the epitomy of nafness i.e **** movies and mcdonalds:
Which your country buys up like it was F'ING CRACK
You cant win any wars(vietnam and iraq):
This is so asinine it makes me want to stop slapping you around. But I wont. WE are the REASON you are even TYPING in ENGLISH. Read a history book you freakin toolbox.
You are quite clearly in the dark ages of art(hiphop)hahaha does no one see the irony in corporate america telling teens how to rebel.
Speaking of rebellious teens...how are those "Dissillisioned Youth" treating you lately? Opps...I mean the ******s that are going to own your spinless country in about a decade.
You are an empire already in decline,,u convince yourselves u save the world with your naff movies but in truth you cant stop a few crackpots on passenger planes.
We have an immigration problem in the MILLIONS. Every SINGLE person on earth would rather live HERE than where they do. Except you..your probably pefectly happy in mommas basement.
kids shooting up high schools:
as opposed to ****** kids blowing up our subways?

And in case u forgot did we not found your nation,write your national anthem ,give u this sport and the internet u use to bash everyone else?
Found our nation? No you stole another HUGE plot of land from someone else, then the people that came over here fleeing religious opression HANDED YOU YOUR ASSES A FEW YEARS LATER and took it from you. (thanks for the anthem)


5 things u wont hear a BRIT say

1. No thanks, we have this battle covered
2. Anyone have any floss?
3. Man my wife is HOT
4. Well at least we wont riot at the game today!
5. I'll take whatever scraps america tosses us for 1000 Alex


truth hurts doesnt it

oh dear dear dear,,,you have been busy,the truth realy hurts doesnt it


point 1-yes your dad is bigger than my dad,but so is your mom!!and your right your army is bigger but so are your waistlines,i know lets drive into battle shouting yo yo daawwgg listening to new metal,and bombing the **** out of places with no real strategy,,,now the SAS is who you should leave it to sweetie,wars for grown men not IQ defunct pygmies.

point2-the old teeth cliche,because it is the 18th century and we all go round saying guv'nor and ****ing es*** whores,thats original.

point3-new orleans,,,umhh racism with a capital R ,if that would have happened here the whole country would rally,but most of them are still homeless a bit like your brain..

point4-the economy,your right its not good at the moment,but way better than yours,your affecting the whole world,get your **** in order,salad dodger.

point5-i assume your comparing wars and empire,,which neither are a good thing which u canot seem to grasp,yeah get em ahhhhh,we ruled the waves for 300 years and had the greatest empire ever seen,pulled off some of the greates military defeats i,e waterloo,the armada,rorkes drift,falklands,2 world wars etc etc,we have awlways punched above our weight you forget we are a small island your a continent and look at the mess your making

we give u shakespeare,the beatles,magna carta,railways etc
you give us the simpsons,britney spears and ally mcbeal!!

now did we not give u this language,your political systems,military systems,customs,national anthem etc is the union jack not on countless national flags world wide,how many countries is the queen the head of state of,canada,australia,new zealand etc who wants to be associated with the stars n stripes ummhhh,not many arrghh friendly fire

point6-clearly a racist and a media whore who believes all the ****** hype,britains made up of about 7% ******s 70% indigenous,the rest worldwide

point7- u uncouth fool i do actually speak german,french and spanish,its called an education,and the old take credit for everything one coming through again,oh yah you came in 3 years into it,,briliant! a lesson in humility,irony and history would be of benefit for u not me.

and so on and so on ,im boring myself now but finally the 1776 thing,umhhh and i need to do my history!!

was in not the spanish,french and dutch who bailed YOUR ass out back then from the brits,,and anyway it was a british war fought on foreign soil by brits anyay,so respect to both,i cannot blame them for the sorry exscuse they spawned i.e YOU,

and dont american women love the british accent,,i mean whats the alternative hey jimbob, or yo yo daawwgggg,peace out,word up and all that primate diatribe,i never fail to get laid on business there anyway

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and your five things,,,,,,,,,,,,

thats witty,and totally unoriginal,try these

ONLY IN AMERICA will a fat person order a double big mac, extra large fries, and a DIET soda

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity


Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat


Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything


California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.


Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother


Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.


Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water


Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids


Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism


Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)


Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good


Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"


Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn


Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States


Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names


Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign


Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster


Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It


Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)


Michigan: First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians


Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes


Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State


Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work


Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies,& Very Little Else


Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest


Nevada: Whores and Poker -- WOO-EEE!!!


New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone


New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!


New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets


New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right to An Attorney...


North Carolina: Tobacco IS A Vegetable


North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!


Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan


Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing


Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner


Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal


Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island


South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender


South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota


Tennessee: The Educashun State


Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)


Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus


Vermont: Yep, syrup!


******ia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!


Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?


West ******ia: One Big Happy Family...Really!


Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese


Wyoming: Where Men Are Men...and the sheep are scared

[BetterCallSaul]

oh dear dear dear,,,you have been busy,the truth realy hurts doesnt it


point 1-yes your dad is bigger than my dad,but so is your mom!!and your right your army is bigger but so are your waistlines,i know lets drive into battle shouting yo yo daawwgg listening to new metal,and bombing the **** out of places with no real strategy,,,now the SAS is who you should leave it to sweetie,wars for grown men not IQ defunct pygmies.

point2-the old teeth cliche,because it is the 18th century and we all go round saying guv'nor and ****ing es*** whores,thats original.

point3-new orleans,,,umhh racism with a capital R ,if that would have happened here the whole country would rally,but most of them are still homeless a bit like your brain..

point4-the economy,your right its not good at the moment,but way better than yours,your affecting the whole world,get your **** in order,salad dodger.

point5-i assume your comparing wars and empire,,which neither are a good thing which u canot seem to grasp,yeah get em ahhhhh,we ruled the waves for 300 years and had the greatest empire ever seen,pulled off some of the greates military defeats i,e waterloo,the armada,rorkes drift,falklands,2 world wars etc etc,we have awlways punched above our weight you forget we are a small island your a continent and look at the mess your making

we give u shakespeare,the beatles,magna carta,railways etc
you give us the simpsons,britney spears and ally mcbeal!!

now did we not give u this language,your political systems,military systems,customs,national anthem etc is the union jack not on countless national flags world wide,how many countries is the queen the head of state of,canada,australia,new zealand etc who wants to be associated with the stars n stripes ummhhh,not many arrghh friendly fire

point6-clearly a racist and a media whore who believes all the ****** hype,britains made up of about 7% ******s 70% indigenous,the rest worldwide

point7- u uncouth fool i do actually speak german,french and spanish,its called an education,and the old take credit for everything one coming through again,oh yah you came in 3 years into it,,briliant! a lesson in humility,irony and history would be of benefit for u not me.

and so on and so on ,im boring myself now but finally the 1776 thing,umhhh and i need to do my history!!

was in not the spanish,french and dutch who bailed YOUR ass out back then from the brits,,and anyway it was a british war fought on foreign soil by brits anyay,so respect to both,i cannot blame them for the sorry exscuse they spawned i.e YOU,

and dont american women love the british accent,,i mean whats the alternative hey jimbob, or yo yo daawwgggg,peace out,word up and all that primate diatribe,i never fail to get laid on business there anyway

---------------------------------

and your five things,,,,,,,,,,,,

thats witty,and totally unoriginal,try these

ONLY IN AMERICA will a fat person order a double big mac, extra large fries, and a DIET soda

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity


Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat


Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything


California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.


Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother


Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.


Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water


Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids


Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism


Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)


Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good


Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"


Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn


Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States


Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names


Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign


Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster


Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It


Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)


Michigan: First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians


Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes


Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State


Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work


Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies,& Very Little Else


Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest


Nevada: Whores and Poker -- WOO-EEE!!!


New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone


New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!


New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets


New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right to An Attorney...


North Carolina: Tobacco IS A Vegetable


North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!


Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan


Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing


Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner


Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal


Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island


South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender


South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota


Tennessee: The Educashun State


Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)


Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus


Vermont: Yep, syrup!


******ia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!


Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?


West ******ia: One Big Happy Family...Really!


Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese


Wyoming: Where Men Are Men...and the sheep are scared

Hahahaha

[bsrizpac]

Hahahaha

[BetterCallSaul]

That book is the biggest load of turd ever written. It blames Britain for concentration camps and world poverty for gods sake.

[Patty Tanager]

Yes, they were eager to get at back you self-righteous control freaks who over-texed, stole, and belittled just about everyone on the way to empire. Guess its our turn now. And if our empire is on the decline, oh well we are still stronger then your country has ever or will ever be.

We are fat because we are happy. Our chicks are wayyy hotter too. And our worst american football team would beat the piss in fist fight against your premiere soccer team.



Lastly, we have more courage, more heart, and more fight in us than your country will every have.

Bring it, see who;s **** is bigger.

go suck on the queens tit. We have elections to attend here. We dont kneel, we don't curtsey. We rule!

f the queen and you. go eat some spotted **** or better yet some mad cow you dirty DIRTY PEOPLE. You guys are histroically known for being dirty.

\Plague, black death, what else? dirty faks.

Frankly this is the most pathetic and laughable post, i have ever had the misfortune of clapping eyes on. You're 27, seriously grow the **** up.

[x3_bazooka_x3]

i thought ESB was bad, but there is some classless tools on here man,its like conversing with hurt children now im not tarring every american with the same brush as i know some brits are idiots to but god were outnumbered

whats with all the nation bashing, we could all say things about your nation like

-the obesity issue
-the gap between richer and poorer is wider than ever
-new orleans!!
-your economy stinks
-you elect the intellectual equivalent of a nat as leader
-your exports are the epitomy of nafness i.e **** movies and mcdonalds
-you cant win any wars(vietnam and iraq)
-you are quite clearly in the dark ages of art(hiphop)hahaha does no one see the irony in corporate america telling teens how to rebel
-you are an empire already in decline,,u convince yourselves u save the world with your naff movies but in truth you cant stop a few crackpots on passenger planes
-kids shooting up high schools
etc etc

but i wont cos i know better,, OOOPPSS!!


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and in case u forgot did we not found your nation,write your national anthem ,give u this sport and the internet u use to bash everyone else?????

i know this thread is a little off topic,but it seems u guys love the sound of your own voices so why not have some back!!!

SALAD DODGERS

5 things u wont hear an american say

1.checkmate
2.yes sir we admit to the friendly fire incidents
3.oh jim i couldnt shes my half sister
4.wrestlings fake
5.il take shakespeare for 1000 please alex


truth hurts doesnt it, booo bannn etc etc

A SENSE OF HUMOUR IS NOT ONE OF YOUR STRONG POINTS EITHER,

i apologise ,its all tongue in cheek

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ONLY IN AMERICA will a fat person order a double big mac, extra large fries, and a DIET soda

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity


Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat


Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything


California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.


Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother


Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.


Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water


Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids


Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism


Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)


Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good


Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"


Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn


Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States


Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names


Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign


Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster


Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It


Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)


Michigan: First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians


Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes


Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State


Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work


Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies,& Very Little Else


Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest


Nevada: Whores and Poker -- WOO-EEE!!!


New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone


New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!


New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets


New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right to An Attorney...


North Carolina: Tobacco IS A Vegetable


North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!


Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan


Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing


Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner


Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal


Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island


South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender


South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota


Tennessee: The Educashun State


Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)


Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus


Vermont: Yep, syrup!


******ia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!


Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?


West ******ia: One Big Happy Family...Really!


Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese


Wyoming: Where Men Are Men...and the sheep are scared

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AND FINALLY YES MY TEETH ARE CROOKED,I DRINK TEA AND EAT CRUMPETS WHILE SAT ON MY PASTY ASS SINGING GOD SAVE THE QUEEN,AND THANKING THE YANKS I DO NOT SPEAK GERMAN(which i actually do,but thats not the point)

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Su****ion of anything foreign

we dont take ourselves that serious..

Ummm just incase you missed this day in school, our country is off spring of yours!!

[msagrain]

ESB Sucks donkey ***.

[BetterCallSaul]

Can we lease leave all this UK vs USA bull**** alone.

We should all be friends and use our powers to prevent peace in the middle east. Do you know how much petrol would cost if we did not own that black gold in Iraq...****...loads more than it does now.